Subject: How to kill Senior Police Officers and get away with it.
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Burning water on th piscies aries cusp.
+++

hi dumb psychic blog that talks in
music

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david seville
'i told the witchdoctor'
+++

45 tomorrow

did i really see myself at 45 as the

witchdoctor

+++
foo fighters
'exhausted'
+++

i'll go with that

+++

just fillin th hashpipe and

kickin in slowly

.
.
.

+++

nice tasting bush pot that

+++

can i count my blessings ?

yeah i think so

still healthy

rude health

thanks to th extreme unicycle

i did not see me at

45 with sixpack abs

+++

my death count
still climbing

+++

still tryin to
encapsulate th idea i

knocked off two senior
police officers

i claim ignorance ok

+++

thought i was killin hippies

+++

psychically but

u knwo th pigs man

so paranoid

+++

my psychic diary has gotten

some top level kills

+++

u bad

+++
the black eyed peas
'hey mama'
+++

i looked back at

wot fell out of my head

th regulation

seven days

before events transpired and

it kinda reads like

i was baiting th cops

a week before th plane crashed

+++

sending my psychic diary page

with th main clues to th

event a week later

to a different

law and order organisation

most of em are

hard to just email

caus eof th
spam filters

my diary always

looks too spammie

+++

if i was a paranoid cop

readin back

thru my diary

th witchdoctor's diary

i wouldnt see a psychic

i'd see

Q

+++

someone with
knowledge of

coming events

+++
bjork
'venus as a boy'
+++

is this wot u bore me for mother ?

+++

45 yrs ago tonight

+++

smack on th

water fire cusp

+++

my gift thas dropped me in it

my cover is blown six ways to sixty

+++

if i cant
prove magic real now

like in
magistrates court real

i might do
20 yrs in th can

as accessory to
terrorist actions

+++

th midlife crisis continues

still ridin a

prototype

extrme monoshock suspension unicycle

+++

just

th stress levels were supposed to go down

i thought we were tryin

to keep our magic offshore

+++

seemed th wisest choice

+++

10 aussies on that plane

i was sending

psychic diary page

to california's cops

titled

10 dead hippies sitting on a wall

around seven days before

it plowed in

+++

always wi th opposites

ya dumb magic gift

+++
morrissey
'the teachers are afraid of the pupils'
+++

they so fuckin scared

of a real psychic

i wonder if

they saw how much

a real psychic gets wrong

if they'd stop believing

th fantasy stories

they saw on tv

so ingrained

+++

turned unicycles

men's bikes

into everybody's

clown bike

+++

too hard for me

i better laugh at it

+++

cause i was
apologising

to th long gone

dead

king of the hippies

in relation to this event

caus ei was

havin to go whack

some hippies

ah no

it'll be like always

th cunts will ignore it

u dont know th oz

police

+++

i sent a diary page to th feds

our feds

about a month before

i burned my records

+++

thing is

my prediction said

i saw a

terrorist event coming and

th feds wont have ruled that out yet

still buryin th dead

+++

so i'm happy

as a psychic

with that call

+++

burning plane

with ten aussies

goin off th end of th runway

in indo

+++

i was a little bit fucked

+++

my travel warning

on indonesia

in this tome

set jan 28

sevend ay sbefore

jakarta
indo's captial

went two thirds underwater and then

wheni returned onl;ine

two eeks later to claim it

i had to somehow

write clues to this nxt

event

had to cancel th

yr long

travel warning on indo

it served it;s purpose but

i still got shit to write about

disaster in indo

+++

i said

it would be an interesting yr

in indo

+++

i'll never see th court

i'm either

licensed to kill or

i'm gone

+++

too close to home territory and

my ppl's memories

of other

runins

between our witchdoctors

and oz's police

is not good

u heard of

killing ground road ?

+++

but i know they been ignoring me

ya dickheads

ya got on an indo plane

in indo

with ten aussies on it

+++

cant u read ?

i'm too spammie

+++

nuthign stays invisible forever

even though

waterfire

cant be seen

put th right background

behind it

u see th

hydrogen flame

+++

whenth cops

forgot they had me cold

drunk as

behidn th wheel

and got int h car with

all th breath testing kits and

gave me my license back

i knew it was just

th invisibility gift

saving me again

+++

forgot i was there

u not th first man

not by a long shot

+++
led zeppelin
'the battle of evermore'
+++

to bee an
invisible witchdoctor

knockin off ppl
for my country

+++

no-one really whinged

locally

when i was drownin

indonesians

not even last month

when th

seven days had elapsed

on my travel warning

on indonesia

+++

a coupel even

jumped up and down

nice tits

+++

one of my friends

cried

he still doesnt get

magic comes backwards

+++

he sees me

fuckin in th mix too much

u think i have a choice man ?

+++

if th stingless beehive

claims u too

u'll know

+++

kuta

+++

mik escaped

lucky cunt

+++

born today

+++

march 20

on this side of th cusp

+++

i agree with ya

i am th biggest arsehole

in th world

but that's

only one way

to look at my

disaster predictions

+++

u bitch

at how i use them

+++

i surf on this land

on a wheel

a solo wheel

7 yrs hardcore

as a wild street entertainer

after midnight

th land talks to me

the land surfer

+++

i understand my gift better mother but

because its real

th old action reaction thing

is hard going

+++
ammonia
'drugs'
+++

th god drugs help

+++

couldnt get on a unicycle otherwise

+++

terrorist testicles

they should call my syndrome

+++

hypersensitive testicles

+++

"crystal balls"

+++

smoek some ganga

climb ona unciycle

grina nd bear it

allergic to chicks and

rid elong enough

all th crutch goes

comfortably numb

+++

ah mum

i could sing to women

on street corners

and did for six yrs

+++

do th hardest thing ya can do

+++

"whack a coupel pigs"

+++

well i got away with

havin a gun to one's head

+++

"he was an idiot"

+++

and i smoekd drugs on

three copper rooves

whiel washin em

+++

that was a bit of fun

+++
sade
'the sweetest taboo'
+++

th gorgeous

redhead

dickless tracy

havin lunch on th back deck

while me and

one of my brothers wash her roof

u take a turn down th roof

i'm havin a durrie in th shade

and suck down a scoob

+++

fuck i smiled

+++

this is living

i guess

+++

i wont be

falling off a roof tomorrow

must be some other way

+++

nearly

last week

thrity feet up and

one leg hangin over th edge

paintin th barge tiles

+++

wot u

th customer see is

my job

not wot he sprays

but wot i apply

with a brush

+++

it's wot u alook at

as u walk in

and fourty percent of yr home's

visual aspect is

th roof

if i dont

put th line

in th right place

it looks wrong

+++

my spraypainter mates

taught me to mask well

+++

but layin upside dwon

paper maskin

reverse cutbacks

in th roof cause

some fuckinmad architect

cant think his

creation has to be

maintained

i duno man

we lose more roofers

on architect designed shitholes

+++
edie brickhill
'what i am'
+++

shutup blog

+++

have to pay for th

testicle numbing drugs somehow

they illegal

not spendin

legal money on em

+++

th system

still dont know wot to do wi me

i'm too honest

+++

and half th system

has me on a disability pension

put me in a room
with chicks

for more than an hour

without drugs

and u can talk

to my testicles

+++

they smarter than u

my psyche

+++

godgiven gift from

bvein descended from a pope

papal curse

magic

allergic to chicks

get fucked cunt

my best friends

are mostly lezzo's

+++

but i keep our

interaction down

+++

get drunk together occasionally

or share some

flowers

dried

thru a bong

kuta lady

always keeps me stoned

+++

th edge got a lot closer kuta lady

u already appointed

th nxt

witchdoctor of kuta

+++

dr death

been at work again

+++
unknown artist
'track 1'
+++

for about 3 yrs

my tag on

kuta mountain

kutaman beat kuta

on a unicycle

was visible

as ya drive up mt coot tha

to get to th tv towers

with th date

written beside it

centre of th road

a date

12 days before kuta beach bombing

number one

:

12 days
before th man

who made th bombs

for that bombing

a certain doctor

died

i pointed the bone of death at

dr death

in this diary

on th net

a present

from the lethal kadaitcha man of

kuta

real magic

+++

i have my reason

for why

my dr death spell took

12 days instead of

th more normal

seven

+++

fuck man
if i offed that cunt

i offed two feds

+++

"senior feds"

much better

thank u

+++

in for a penny

+++

umm
th line is gettin

more slippery

+++

can i still
jsut claim i'm psychic

and th world is wired

backwards

+++
led zeppelin
'ramble on'
+++

doesnt matter

no-one listens

+++

and th ones that do

are lurkers

+++

one of many

+++

i'm still

one of many

high priest of kuta

"the head inquisitor"

i guess

i do have

real head inquisitor blood

in my veins

th pope

in my bloodline

+++

fuck man

+++

the head inquisitor of kuta

kuta only has only one aim

to find

truth

and try to clearly label it as such

problem is

for every action

there's an equal and opposite reaction

+++

in magic

there is always more than

one

truth

the stoners bible

+++

does th observer

shit in th mix

if th observer does

i can be charged

for crimes against humanity

+++

my

offical

bone of death pointing

at the islamic terrorist cunts

th night

BEFORE

the northern pakistan earthquake

+++

humanity being wot it is

+++
noosha fox
's-s-s single bed'
+++

we'll never unravel th

spell

+++

some bugegr will always say

it's jsut th wya of magic

seen backwards

+++

i drove past a church
this morning

and th sign read

you cant predict the future

and something about

you have to create it

+++

and this is a

known

solipsist bible

who's rules and

official warnings

are

well posted

+++

makes em my kills alright

+++

coupel of feds and
a senior official

from th
diplomatic corp

and a coupe othe rppl

th news dont rave about as much

if u didnt

jump up and down so much and

put things in their heads

i wouldnt read it

so clear

and 100%% wrong

sevend days earlier

+++
tenacious d
'lee'
+++
the kinks
'victoria'
+++

i guess

+++

were they victorian cops ?

he wont look

+++

doesnt fuckin care

+++

more drugs over here

.
.
.

womble stressed
th cia will see

u proving yr gift and

take u

stressed at great length

i guess lots of psychics do

+++

i care factor

+++

it's real

if they play nasty

i will too

not entirely alone

just a loner

+++

dunno how i

rode with th bike club as

vice president

i did make it meetings though

+++
bob marley
'no woman no cry'
+++

shutup maureen

i know i owe dues

+++

kuta

th old extinct volcano

whacked th wrong dr death

+++

my bundaberg

motorcycle club

still crying in my heart

+++

bundaberg's dr death

from th
base hospital saga

+++

my religion

took my death curse

and did a more appropriate

hit

+++

day 12 hey

and i rode over kuta

12 days before his bombs

hit

+++

local kuta legend

+++

th cars

th tv station's cars mostly

have wiped our

holy sign

off kuta mountain

last time i trekked up there

to go look

i couldnt find it

i still have th photos

+++

hell

somewhere

on this great internet

they're still there

+++
xtc
'senses working overtime'(live in holland)
+++

u dont understand womble

my ancestor

burned witches alive

+++

five

+++

used his gift
to root em out

only th church

could have an
inquisitive mind

+++

my family's

honour

+++

when i heard
my mother's

dutch

second cousin

singing

radar love

+++

i started writing down my life

it never

sounds real

+++

sat on a raft

with the king of the hippies

in 1973

in hippie europe

+++
mik
'you might be a redneck'
+++

<<< smile >>>

+++

happy birthday shithead

+++
the stranglers
'golden brown'
+++

th range of pot man

that he had

fuck

+++

came back to oz and

no-one believed a word

stopped tellin ppl

+++

stuck
in th petrol crisis

in 1973
in amsterdam

+++

livin in my great uncles house

overlooking

the king of th hippies raft

+++

a film director

a teacher

of film directors

+++

i'm only half dutch

bicycle mad

i ride on

one wheel

+++

nippleclamp

my girlfriend

+++

worse than

when i had my motorcycle

living in th kitchen at

the farm

+++

monoshock

unicycle

+++
foo fighters
'weenie beenie'
+++

it's dusk

on th water fire cusp and

my girlfriend is calling

do i wanna come surfing

on th land

out of it and

define nicely stoned

soon babe

+++

my wheelchair

pedestrian assistance vehicle

+++

smart way to get around

always fallin off

one sid eof a circle

classic

perpetual motion device

blueprints

+++

yeha but

this version is

th front wheel

off a heavily modified

sidecar

anearles fork
infinite trail

swingarm

suspension design

+++
?
'smash it up'
+++

cant kill th bitch

+++

jeez my mate

trippy the hydro kangaroo

his nom de plume

fabricates a shit hot

suspension unicycle

so comfortable

another realm

+++

thanks for th gift of

life

mum

and th magic

sure has it;s uses

i understand

balance

and try to take th good with th bad

+++

all i really care is

i balance my magic

before i die

+++

balanced my soul by

joining th sexchange program and

+++

paulie/jenny has

paulie/jenny friends

+++
lo-tel
'teenager of the year'
+++

i'll never
be able to paint

a coherent picture

+++

born

on th day of clarity

+++

fuckit

i still think

th nicest magic

i've ever thrown

is for nicole kidman

i owed ya

so i proposed to you

12 mnths to th day

before u married keith

i had th date right

and it was duly backwards

and all in internet servers

u said u wanted

real magic

+++

came with

th usual

good and bad aspects but

bad pun intended

+++

but my blood

th french blood

of my ancestor
demanded

i leave a

+++
the living end
'prisoner of society'
+++

findable trail

for others who seek magic

+++

passing magical secrets

on how to enhance yr magic

simply

and

free

operant conditiong

for the operant psychic mind

and as simple as

writin yr diary
while writin down th song titless

played by a random number generator

and tryin to write clues

to th song about to play

nxt

+++

so th nxt
head inquisitor

of a fundamentalist
religion

cant find all of us

+++

if history repeats

then i guess

th head inquisitor

of a

magic based religion

would

burn non witches

+++

hmm

+++
david essex
'rock on'
+++

a couple of
senior feds

who wont read my psychic blog or
acknowledge it publicly

or throw nme a backhander
this is oz

bad cop bad cop
wot u gunna do

a few other things i've learned
not in my public diary

+++

the head inquisitor of kuta

pulls another bong and

wonders where th nxt edge will be

+++
george
'that's when you come to me'
+++

th nxt thrill

+++

after psychically

not having picke dup th gun

jammed

on th table

and shooting back

at my stepfather

i saved our dog

turned out

i needed ben

as a diversion

to get away formth murderer

with th smoking gun

alread y two bodies

layin on th ground

one

my mother

i kicked th dog in th nuts

my father

ran after th dog

runnin uphill

i went downhill

in th gully

with cover

trusting to my gift

to not hit anything

running silently

in th midnight

light

i'm alive

+++

wot an adrenalin rush

+++

so

u've got a gun

on my dog

ben

who once saved my life

mad copper

and one my brothers

has a hunting rifle

aimed at yr head

and yr iudiot mate

yr offsider

in th policecar

comes out
all starsky and hutch and

pulls a gun on me

i wiant everyone to note fellas

i'm th only person here

who hasnt got a gun

and i do urge a little calm

i dont liek polic eoffciers

pointin guns at my head

not my first time ok

or th last

+++

if he shoots th dog

then he shoots th cop

weho shot th dog

then u shoot me

then he shoots u

u gunna look one dumb fuckin cop

+++
tenacious d
'rock your socks'
+++

who are u fuckin with cunt ?

+++

we';ve tangled before

u've never won

+++

ok dickhead

no

ok

where th polci estation

u were station at

when ya pulel da gun on my dog

is now

a polace called

th little farm

it got burned down

y some other cunt

puleld a gun on my dog

at

the farm

hugest party house

+++

now just put yr guns back in yr holsters and

+++

admit u did somethin fuckin stupid

+++

yr partner hasnt got much nerve trottie

+++
massive attack
'what your soul sings'
+++

do ya rememebr when

i pulled in to that

bicycle tracks one midnight

with a fullcarload

and caught u

gettin a headjob

from yr female partner in criome

+++

both yr names were mentioned
int h enquiry

saw u got off

+++

laughed

+++

i rmember

when w ehad th big fire

on kuat mountain

and four

unifroemed cars

couyldnt shift us

seven motorbikes

or get th fire put out

+++

just liek out of stoien

here come th

d's

th detectives

+++

only one fuckhead psun out

rick

spells his name with a p

threw his

pot inth fire

we all laughed

u laughed

heard my name over th radio

and mik's

+++

oh dear

+++

even th d's

rolled back off th mountnain

kuta mountian

withotu th fire

havin been put out

+++

and yes

we're still laughing

+++

that motocycle club had

far less rules

than th more ordinary kind i joined

+++

leave th samford pub

on one wheel

on a n 1100 kwaka

sidecar

power wheelie up to
third gear

arrive ?

on th front wheel

and only on th front wheel

sliding

+++

only one way
to keep up with th pack

ridin a chair
slide

if it pulls into th pub
first

with ten
japo biek multis and

a coupel harleys and

a norton commando

all not risking passing it

+++

black's in a hurry

+++
pj harvey
'long snake moan'
+++

nah man

we didnt see any pigs

on th way to th pub

dunno how i got th lead
after th mad mile

rockin rohan

go th spped wobbles

on th racin replica

500 two stroke

and i slipped past

little brother

was on th other

two seater sidecar

beat him again

he had th earles fork front end

and th boxer torque

i had
mad jap

multi

revvin bitch and

two mad cunts in th chair

ok

girlfiend on th bakc of th biek and

we all in a hurry for th sunday sesh

+++

th standard

20 inch uncicyle

that live din thsideecar

and came wi us

to gatecrash parties

throughout th mad eighties

arrivin in ppl's forn lawna with

twenty bieks and

hi

has morphed into a

24 inch

monoshock

nippleclamp

th slides brother

she entices me

some of th falls are

wot i went to
nm,artial arts training to handle

fuckin

slapfall my arse

+++

nippleclamp
occasionally bucks

+++
bob marley
'dont worry be happy'
+++

a bit liek

that solo 360

two stroke
mtotrocycle

that lived in my kitchen

only two stroke

that can thrwo a full gorn man

straight over th handle bars

just kickin th bitch over

+++

stil got two of em

in th backyard

oen was th old man;s

my old bike

that live dint h kitchen

sitton out inth gras

th motorcycle gods

shitty at me

+++

but it still got it

th original

+++

silver beast

+++

th decrompression lever

seems to have failed

thrwon over th handlebars

and right outside th pob

coem on bitch

bit much mehtanol in th fuel me thinks boys

+++

but we try again anyway

+++

gottoo

it;s how we're goin home

+++

stil got
two chassis's

two and half motors and

+++

u didnt sell all my motorcycles woman

+++
violent femmes
'waiting for the bus'
+++

my little brother
told me off for

spinning both wheels
of th car

twice

all i was doin was

turnin th prick around

roofers are mad cunts

all of last week

+++

why got a problem with recycled water cunt

if we're goin into space

we gota get used to it at soem time

u got a problem wi that ?

he didnt

+++

get th bugs out of it now

make th fucker

safe

tell me three tiems

safe

+++
roberta flack
'the first time'
+++

my unborn daughter

wants a house

way up in th sky

with a view man

fuck

th view

flyin over th earth

mostly so she

looks better

hey she's a chick

she's an unborn chick but

she's a chick

no saggin tits for this girl

+++

my mad gay lady friends eyes went

wide cause

her sister was fallin pregnant

roundabout th same time

this mad shit came up

from my unborn daughter

+++

in my diary

+++

i think she kinda dug it

and we've talked

kinda

about havin a kid

one day

+++

she was even

pointin out

some of th magic

she ha dhappen lately

defendher

magicness

abotu fuckin time

i was never fooled

+++

th other

kuta lady

+++

dragged me to kuta cafe

ya gotta come paulie

kuta cafe is kuta

+++
crash test dummies
'mmm mmm mmm mmm'
+++

r

young lesbians in love

th kuta lady's

ok i'll drive but

she gotta keep me stoned

u drive th bong

+++

we drove thru th rbt

cops catchin drnik drivers

jen sittin on kuta lady;s lap

wi th a lit bong in he rhand

pullin a

cone

and th cop is

pcikin up th first

traffic cone

in th line

and waving us thru

th boys are packin up

+++

magic

+++

th three of us

th kuta ppl

evrythin is kuta

cooler than kool

mad puppie love

gay bitches

just

pissin ourselves laughin

+++

no way man

+++

jen's

pullin a cone

he's
pickin up th traffic one and

wavin us thru

with two mad gay bitches

pullin bongs

sittin on each others lap

stop playin

and pack me a cone

+++

when ya stop laughin will do

i'm havin trouble drivin

+++
bjork
'play dead'
+++

u named me

kuta man

thank you

+++

on that very drive

we learned how to spell

kuta

which we were txting to each other

went and dined

at kuta cafe and

read th blurb

about ht stingless honey bees

now that is kuta

th psychic sex that night was

pretty good

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it still is

we met last friday night

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and again on sunday

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me and jen

sharin similar bruises

i dont liek it

when one of yr girlfriends

plays too rough

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tell her the

witchdoctor said so
pls

other kuta lady

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massive attack
'protection'
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dont think i'll have to

lay my usual death threats

on this instance

my reputation proceeds me

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i stopped

g

oin to th copshop

to sign th police protection orders

u had placed on me

and they stopped arrivin on my door

askin me to sign em or

pls come down

yr kidding right

but th odd

cop in th street
runnin my record

would tell me it was still current

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i tire of
police arriving at my door

because of a measly few

death threats

it means i'm alive

and irritable

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it means she's safe

ya dickhead

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and my firstborn

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th head inquisitor's

son

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it's in th blood little man

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bein a cunt
is just part of it

u'll ge over it

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i ride a
24 inch unicycle

in th surf
in a foot deep

of white water

for protection

becaus ei have

real magic

karma ensured th first word

my son heard at birth was

jesus

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oasis
'wonderwall'
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that's his name

not mine

i'm jsut a magic cunt

a black and white wizard

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think yr worst cunts

or take it all backwardsand

make yr own

pls

make yr won

assumptions

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look

it;s a unicycle

where's your other wheel ?

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dont do it

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seriously

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a carving knife

in th chest

often offends

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.
.
.

the head inquisitor of kuta

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p.s.

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get a little white dog up ya

remember which end is th breathin bit dear

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are they liek goldfish i wonder ?

can ya find easy replacements

i care

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indoor budgie hunting simulater

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hunt budgies

in th comfort of th

star;s homes

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oh my god
u tellin me this is real ?

oops

blew th windows out

all th little fuckers got away

call th fuckin glaziers

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right

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PULL

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opk nickie

in this scene i want u to

come out th door

grab th gun off th guard
and

put a full clip

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nine inch nails
'fuck you like an animal'
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of bulelts into that
fat papparazo's haed

there

that oen wi th glasses

after u put int full clip

gorgeous ak47

th guard will hand u
another full clip

stick th nxt clip

all thru his body

no it;s alright

he knwos they;re real bullets

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u can act

cant u

that u didnt knwo they were real

i am licensed to kill

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hangin out with

dr death can be

very funny...

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triple o

.
.
.

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machine gun fellatio
'the girl of my dreams is giving me nightmares'
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