Enforcement Order
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hey psychic blog

wot's happening ?
+++
queen
'i want to ride my bicycle'
+++

i'll spoke at ya after i get down this

bong ok

.
.
.

Offense:

Person shall not Drive/Ride/Permit
Driving or Riding a Vehicle or
beast upon the mall

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hmm

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got another bluey in th mail
didnt pay it
first time

+++

ridin a bicycle

down th fortitude valley mall
in brisbane

it was a unicycle and

it's th entertaintment zone

and it was after midnight

but

+++
marcy playground
'sex and candy'
+++

fuck it

i'm just
gunna pay th ticket and

ppl smile everywhere i ride my
monoshock unicycle

the fortitude valley can get fucked

+++

it's up to a hundred and twenty bucks

three days in jail in leu

hmm

+++

jail me ya cunts

for ridin a unicycle thru th mall

th sick fuckers would
and i got dark skin

we still have aboriginal deaths in custody

i'll just pay it and

delete th joint from my
playlist

+++
mike oldfield
'tubular bells, pt 2'
+++

no offense mike man but

i'm thinkin of deletin this

+++

th chick who stole it for me

i'm takin out of my life

+++

dropped all th other friends

why not her

+++

fuckin ex girlfriends

+++

drive ya nuts

+++

not as bad as a current one hey keith

+++

never mind

my last redhead drove me to drink too

+++

when i put it to th boys on
friday night

that gettin laid
in th doorway of a nightclub

as the unicycle man
in surfers paradise

was somewhat better

than gettin wiped fr bein black

in the fortitude valley

+++

i never did

fly one of my surfboards

down th fortitude vlaley mall

my next trip thru th mall

will surely be interesting

fine seems th same

no matter wot th beast

hmmm

+++

how far can ya get a rebel car
into town

and back
film at eleven

+++

th new xf falcon
sits pride of place in th drive

th white one;s off th road

+++

little brother did some smick
mig welding work and

i did th buzzing of th bog
bloody xf's leakin into th boot

not this one baby

th s pack

+++

little brother dont know it i'm

already talkin with another

of a turbo

no man i wanna

bore first

lower compression by addin cubes

+++

gunna slay yr
XE falcon ESP special
little brother

even if i have to find a mate
who wants to
insurance job a

BA turbo six

+++

i'm magic

i can find anything

+++
machine gun fellatio
'full moon'
+++

the wizard doesnt appear on th full moon anymore

pls leave a message with my assistant and

be sure to kick him in th nuts
when you finish

so he knows who it;s for

+++

it makes em more attentive

+++

we just gunna pay it paulo ?

"yep, i'll ring sper"

+++

hey ya sper cunts

take ut outta my pension i

dont feel liek doin

community service this time

+++

i'm not gunna argue with ya
brizzy shitty council

no fuckin way

+++

it's my wheelchair

i'm in th disabled employment service now

and

i'm more than one way annoyed

+++

i hear ya had some

bad luck with th

city freeway

one of th spans cracked

+++
violent femmes
'old mother reagan'
+++

must suck

was some major traffic chaos

when ya closed th whoel freeway system

+++
tenacious d
'friendship'
+++

i see th opposites are still runnin

+++

u dont need a half black wizard
in the fortitude valley

the kadaitcha man of kuta
wot a joke

+++

my australian passport has lapsed

+++

think i'll just get th

dutch one this time

+++
maroon 5
'she will be loved'
+++

i dont wanna say it mum but

did ya have to migrate here ?

+++

not like u had a choice

opa runnin from th family curse

+++

i bumped into a guy

th other day

who lived in yr village in

holland

"the netherlands"

in 1959

+++

was funny
i was
readin

a book called

black like me

by a guy called

john howard griffin

about a white guy

in 1959

pigmenting his skin dark and
livin as a black man

in new orleans

th night before

+++

john howard
griffin

hey

our illustrious leader is john howard

prime minister

fuck man

too funny

+++

johhny wont say

sorry

to th black ppl

who owned th land and are despised by well

not as many as it used to be but

still significant

+++

"not if you;ve got type one white skin"

+++
roberta flack
'the first time ever i saw your face'
+++

fuck off carrot top

+++

this john howard

griffin
he could stand up

and say

i am an aboriginal

+++

u had balls man

+++

when i was singin with brother julian doin

black man's blues

on th corner
of the fortitiude valley

hangin shit on white ppl

cause they cant tell if i'm

white or black

+++

i'd think of u sometimes

i read yr book

so many yrs ago and

put it in my library

it jumps out of pile occasionally and i

+++

played trumpet
three years

my lips never recovered

+++

had seven broken noses

i was a minder on th showground

and in a motorcycle club

+++

and olive skin

welcome to australia

+++
system of a down
'question!'
+++

after th second marriage i

hit th street

+++

wandering on a unicycle

just livin life

+++

lived in five houses for a year

+++

no fixed address

+++

drag th unicycle
prototype

out of th surf and

lay on th beach and
just get darker and darker

+++

over twenty years
in this god forsaken country
they called me

black

as my nickname

+++

savages great oma ?

fuckin hell

+++

th black ppl arent th savages

+++
rehab
'it dont matter'
+++

and not all th white ppl

or oz wouldnt work at all

+++

i dunno wot i fuckin am

+++

th one thing i do know is

my ancient ancestor

th head inquisitor
of th french inquisition

is in my blood

+++

they made ya a pope
i'm allergic to girls

makes sense to me

+++

come with me pope benedict

while we peer

into th cosmos

black wants to have another look at that

city in space

+++
kevin bloody wilson
'ailments of the eighties'
+++

"it's grown too big"

will it split ?

+++

"all those cans of flyin shit"
"robot freighters in th void"

"if i could follow em in"
point taken

+++

why she's got so many kills hey

+++

"it's alright jennifer"
"yr kilcount will slay hers"

+++

u seem awful sure

+++

"i'm sure"

+++

our last post u

said earthquakes were easier than

single kills and

+++
marcy playgorund
'sex and candy'
+++

i was whingin i'm havin a lean yr

i wont crack

10 thousand psychic kills for th yr

i have to rteport

a six point five earthquake

th next day in hawaii

"injuries?"

none as far i've heard to this point

+++

said u were passin some up

"no-one hurt, who cares"

+++

seems our focus is

+++

"i care factor"

"not paid"

+++

psychic what ya wnat to psychic hey ?

"just rackin up kills"

+++

quarter million not enough for u ?

"fuck no"

+++
the geraldine fibbers
'dragin lady'
+++

dragon lady
in marriage counselling said

he'll bee a psychopath

+++

"she was psychic ya dumb bitch jen"

"she knew i was big time killer"

+++

she didnt understand though

"so"

+++

"th idiot on th unicycle"

"could nt have kileld thosuands"

"no-one suspects th fool"

+++

ah man we had a nice ride

+++

and th record clearly shows

009 asked for and got

one fuckin huge tsunami

as payback

for a terrorist attack on

australians

+++

just
when we asked for it

th terrorists
hadnt hit us yet

+++

a very hair trigger

+++

fires before u do

+++

hey smiling assasin

+++

they lettin a couple of yr mates out early

tomorrow

+++

just lettin ay know
th witchdoctor

who whacked dr azahari

is watching

+++
midnight oil
'short memory'
+++

the kadaitcha man of kuta

who pointed th bone of death

at dr death

on th internet

twelve days

before he died

bad doctor

bomb make for both

bali bomb attackss in

kuta beach

+++

th witchdoctor is watching

+++

cant bee in th next three months paulie

our next big active phase starts

january thirteen 2007

+++

"u havent racked up yr hundred thousand"
"dead souls for th yr"

u said i wasnt goin to

+++

"why not before then ?"

i got a court date on that date

+++
olive
'you're not alone'
+++

sorry
we both do

+++

"th psychic pigs"

+++

not wot they call emselves paulie

+++

"wot am i up on this time ?"

+++

we're still up on fratricide

"and i still dont understand it"

i thinik it;s th

pot
plant

screamin

+++

"cloning em"

+++

th god drug

+++

"i dont have enough sway down here"

he means no cunts listens to us

+++

"i can t get wot he;s saying"

somethin about how big our power is

+++

"there's onyl one thing mate"
"they get so scared"

'when they see truth"

'they tell no-one"

'ever"
+++
d12
'purple hills'
+++

drop another purple pill

u'll be right

dropped into

a psychic killers

psychic blog

this book kills

+++

literally

+++

next time i down
six rums that guy

is goin to hospital
"i thought we gave up bein violent"

i'll make him hit me first
in front of witnesses

it'll be self defense

+++

dropped into my personal life
sorry blog

was tryin to keep it light

+++

u havent left cunt

not ever

+++

one of th chrises was over

a coupel weeks back

watchint hc ar racin and

thinkin he;s as tough as my little brother

cause he's talking to im

thought my pension was a scam and

said a few words

black came to life and

"say any of those words again"
"my fist is goin in yr face"

"thirty yrs of sore testicles worth cunt"

+++
?
'rumblp'
+++
city high
'best friends'
+++

he shut up

+++

i might be jennifer
twelve yrs of

have a sexchange paulei but

"i didnt have a sexchange"

+++

they always forget
there's still a boy in here

a full grown man
and a killer

+++

always

+++

in th flesh

+++

just paulie the
unicycle man

loon atic
stoned and drunk and

singin on strete corners
for six yrs

+++

black/white
boy/girl

it;s all balance
how ya find

zen

+++

oh and

do all th singin on strete corners for six yrs

not for money

+++

for th love of music

+++
shakepears sister
'i dont care'
+++

closest i could come

to my

boy hood dream
of bein a rockstar

benedicts testicles
dont handle unrequited love real well at all

+++

when i started singin in th street

there was one pigamp

and th rest were

eau natural

now th pigamps are proliferating

+++

38 to 44 i

bummed around in th street

singing

on a unicycle

+++

gettin th previous five yrs out of my system

hard to live with a woman
who can feel ya masturbate from

five kilometres away

+++

at 38
i was too old

to be in th centre of th street

+++

at 44 it's

+++
insurge
'political prisoners'
+++

maybe just th wrong street

+++

this old bugger th other day

caught me ridin down th road

with my eyes closed

to this song

in th mp3 player

+++

just openin em to

clear cars

+++

so they dont freak out too much

+++

dont much have to look wher ei'm goin

on th protytype

monoshock unicycle

+++

i left th little red flashin light

th landin lights

on for 24 hrs

it was still goin

tough little bugger

+++

it's dangerous man

it needs warnin lights

+++

i wear a helmet occasinally

when i wanna ride hard

there's a fifteen mill

hole in th front of my helmet

low flying tree

at midnight

+++
maroon 5
'she will be loved'
+++

jenny 3 prototype unicycle

+++

th spring rate is

dead right

goinfdown th big hill

down cash's crossing

in th dirt

and over th rocks

she bounced th whoel way down

th hill tripper but

nice man

real smooth

wheel spittin rocks like

gorgeous man

+++

chester
hasnt dragged th surf unicycle

into his lair yet

+++

no hurry

th silver car

may not be ready this week

we're patient ppl

+++

i gotta block it down and

three low spots to fill

i know it's under th

c pillar cover but

little brother did a smick job

+++

he dosent liek boggin much
i dont liek weldin
much

+++

get me a buzzer man

a proper spray shop buzzer

+++
violent femmes
'i held her in my arms'
+++

i laid up a
57 chevy nomad wagon once in

balsa wood aircraft construction
hell of a bog job

+++

over a foot long and

+++

never forget my
three months in a

spray shop

+++

or th illicit one i worked in

at the farm

+++

hey gooey

+++

"and loose arse"

+++

alright wot have u doen with my brother ?

+++
stacie orrico
'stuck'
+++

"waddya mean ?"

+++

there's no rubbish on th bed

oops

cept that empty smoek packet

+++

fuck

+++

oh dear
means th manager has popped back in

+++

one of my personalities but

not sure from

when

+++

can i help u sir ?

"this bill"
"why are u squeeling about it on th net ?"

cause this is my fuckin blog

+++

"just pay it"

+++

"like we'll feel it go out of th pension"

+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no15'
+++

i'd prefer t pay th cunt in cash

+++

"let it dribble out i've"
"paid off that loan"

+++

fortune's faded

+++

"had two wives"
"get over it"

+++

"yr not alone"

+++

"how much did that mob cave ?"

700 bucks

"havent said a word to em yet"

hmm

+++

"from 2400 to 1700"

+++

i'm lookin forward t their next letter

+++

c'mon cunt
i could use a

bankruptcy

+++
eels
'mr e's beautiful blues'
+++

couldnt loan a dollar
anywhere

for five yrs
oh yeah

she crushed me

+++

it can make ya though

+++

i dont count many dollars
in my bank account

well any

+++

but i can see thru four dimensions

a trained psychic gift

and it;s as easy as

can i write a clue to th song about to play

next

+++

and see if it fits

+++
bjork
'crying'
+++

cause if it doesnt
if it fucks th reverie

it usually indicates
falsehood

yr psychic blog will only work with
no secrets

well few
i still have a few

+++

but not many

+++

some things
from my time

as a minder on th carnival
i was sworn

and i dont share

+++

i see most of those as
th big fella's secrets

i just had a few
he didnt know about

it was th underworld

+++

teach me
dont let yr left hand
know wot yr right hand;s doin

+++

i have never doen a side deal man
ever

+++

truth is still runnin at

99 percent

+++

back to serious issues

at wot age

do ya tell yr kids

the wizard of oz

is australia's psychic killer

with a quarter million

dead souls

on his conscience

+++
the verve
'bittersweet symphony'
+++

wot a bugger

+++

th night before
th northern pakistan earthquake

the wizard of oz

pointed th bone of death at the

islamic terrorist cunts

the very soul of the problem pls lord

kuta

+++

"june 25 2001"

th day th wizard of oz
started his online journal

"june 25 2005"

the day the wizard of oz
proposed marriage to nicole kidman
on the internet

"june 25 2006"

the day nicole kidman got married to keith urban

+++
budgie
'guts'
+++

i wear so many hats i

sometimes forget

which one i;ve got on

+++

"so we have things in th record that"

"they could tlak about publicly and"

"things they'll never wanna mention"

"a dark side"

+++

th feds havent kicked down my door

dr patel

looks i will get another crack at dr death

i'll convince black

it's the

aussies

want ya dead

+++

and we're a wierd mob

+++

black
th yanks have banned vegemite

+++

"i want my ppl home"
black
"i want my ppl home"

+++
U2
'sunday bloody sunday'
+++

it's our national food

it's an insult

+++

th last psychic date i threw

was september 28

which i said

pointed to america

sure enough
here in oz

september 28

september 27 there

th first of three

high school shootings

+++

hate predictin crap in america
th yanks are fuckin mad

+++

but ya see
wot ya see
of th future

and shit happens

+++

how much of it i shit in

is a matter for conjecture

+++

"or disbelief"
care factor

"u do care"
i care far more th cunts die

when i say they die

+++

five yrs i've
written on th internet

killing ppl

+++

th thing with nicole kidman

me proposin marriage to er from
the wizard of oz

to oz's princess
a yr to th day

before she got married

+++
paul young
'love of the common people'
+++

if i could get thru
i could do more

nice magic
like that

i hope it works for ya

+++

he sounds too much liek my

twin brother

+++

was about th sweetest thing we've done and

kuta is

th honey of th native australian stingless bee

kuta

our religion

+++

with a sting

far worse than th brisbane shitty council

+++

been a lean yr
i wont crack ten thousand souls this yr

feels odd

+++
?
'to64'
+++

lear jet 3 5 alpha

+++
?
'track 13'
+++

13 january
i know

new business

+++
system of a down
'b.y.o.b.'
+++

i cant see
any major disasters

comin for th end of th yr

i wanna take credit for

bein as i'm
a real psychic

+++

a summer of
chasin th perfect wave

on my refurbished

surf unicycle

with a brand spankin new hub and

some smart thinkin on th sand

+++

and psychic enough to

jump bakc online

in a timely fashion

liek last time

th day before

dr death got off

from th oz justice system

ok dude

puts u in my court

aboriginal justice system

and we were back online to

be talkin about ya th day before

not really an everyday topic

+++

"i'm unhappy with these cans of flyin shit"

+++
machine gun fellatio
'all of them ladies'
+++

look
just buy her th
perfume poo operation and

bee done with it

+++

and tell er
her tits will look better if she

lives in zero gravity

+++

i get a better perv

lookin uptime and

inside th spaceships than i

get here on th ground now and

i used to play th heart beat drum

in th fortitude valley

cant count how many chicks would

dance in front of it

+++

the man
has taken over th place

closes th nightclub doors at
three am

no smoking in th pubs since
last july

wots next cunts
helemts if we piss standin up ?

+++

the fortitude valley has

lost it;s street cred

all th really wild buskers i used

to sing with have all

+++

johnno fled form a woman
michael left caus eof a woman
mika had a woman tell him where to go

i'm just kidding man

+++
ernie watts
'highway blues'
+++

womble went soft

+++

had t drag im to th strete and
even then

+++

always die in th ring by three

+++

if it's
extra good

yr still singin at dawn

and when th cops

started stealin my drinks

in centre mall

+++
jon english
'handbags and gladrags'
+++

when th singer in th street
cant wet his whistle as he sings

as he;s done for thousands of

yrs

in human history

we've lost it

+++

and fine th clown
for ridin a unicycle
thru th entertainement zone

and give him a ticket for

ridin a bicycle

cause unicycle aint in th computer

+++

i dunno man

+++

rock n roll paulie

+++

38 to 44

may he rest in peace

+++

.
.
.

hey dad

how ya goin old fella

+++

me and paulie had a lot of fun

+++

yr grandson is gettin huge and

he's inherited yr wifes magic

+++

he's been tested

+++

about
ayr afte ru toppe dyrself and th old lady

th pigs pulled a gun on our dog

+++
do re mi
'cuttlefish beach'
+++

some one
no names

dropped th savage hunting rifle
which has since disappeared

out th window and
took a bead on th pig

th other pig
rolled out th window and

pulled a bead on me
i had to laugh man

i'm th only cunt unarmed

+++

u used to drink with those cunts

bought guns off them
th bent pigs

+++

little brother
also descended formt h head inquisitor

he found
th panel beater

who wouldnt work on yr car

cause of yr gun hidey hole

which is where u stashed em

when we went to collect all yr guns

at 18
i couldnt find

everythin i was lookin for

+++

old bill
went to his grave

with it on his conscience too

we coul;dnt find all yr guns

th oens ya bought off th pigs

we thought they were at th range

safely locked up

+++
moby
'porcelain'
+++

i dont get to see yr

old gun smithy any more dad

couldnt pull in his drive

with a sixpack

+++

five yrs
she had a

police protection order on me

+++

if i wanted th bitch dead

all i have to do is

ask for it

in my psychic blog

+++

my sword isnt for jammin down her throat

+++

think i wanna go down in history as

whackin th mother of a papal prince

be fucked

+++

i dunno about my father but

young andrew had

two
operant psychic parents

+++

i tested u at 4 and a half

i was happy

+++
noosha fox
's-s-s single bed'
+++

yr names makes sense little man

u just too young to understand balance

yr uncle calls u

devil eyes

as th family name

nurse at th delivery called u

jesus that little boy is well hung

+++

only time i ever saw th bitch smile
and i'm stickin to that

+++

give me a break

she got 85%%

+++

AND MY FIRST BORN SON

+++

oops

caps lock off

+++

hmm

+++

where d ya think ya gunna hide from me bitch ?

+++

if i can crack windows 95's
front end in visual basic i can

find u

+++

"th bone of death can find anything"

+++
john mayer
'bigger than my body'
+++

nicely trained gift

+++

heel

+++

stay ya mungrel

+++

dont bite me

"again"

+++

swallowin that first

hundred thousand psychic kills can bee

a bit daunting

+++

but then

i drop into skatebowls

on a unicycle

on a fuckin man;s biek ya cunt

i dont ride bicycles

they;re girls bikes

+++

safety bicycles

+++

his wicked esp
has a 383 long stroker

+++

i'm gunn beat ya with a six man

and it'll look liek a

sleeper

+++

look bog stock
sound well

not quite bog stock

+++
.
.
.

rehab
'it dont matter'
+++

loading drugs:

loading internet:

+++

dare to bee different
bee yourself

+++

john howard griffin hey

i cant imagien oru

johnny howard

goin round th country as a black man and

i think that;s

really sad

+++
jewel
'cleveland'
+++

we live in oz long enough our

ppl

will all have dark skin

+++

highest skin cancer rate in th world

+++

goin into space would be

less hazardous

space burn is feirce

+++

seriously

better titties

+++

like th anti gravity device we
'll one day get

it reaches out
to wot it wants to go to and

goes there

+++

none of this repelling th earth crap

+++

one body and one mind - lyric

+++

i'm used to pullin
hundred thousand deaths a yr black

this is gunna fuck with me
"can i help it "

"it's a lean yr for natural disasters"

+++
tracy chapman
'fast car'
+++

ok i get it kuta

i got a fast car to play with

and a couple ff weird and whackie

prototype unicycles

to get thru testflight

+++

i found a huge moss bedded
drain

out with little brother today

i'm goin back there

+++

dont sweat it
it aint in brisbane

otside their councils boundaries

doesnt upset my blackban

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couldnt do th
unicycle comp

in th bowl of kuta volcano
she's pissed off man

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they still havent figured out

how th freeway ramps

moved

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sunlight on th conrete
was th last

bright thing i heard

yeah ok

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anythin so they dont point th finger at me

i wasnt even online

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b2k
'bump bump bump'(remix 3)
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<<< smile >>>>

funny computer

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dont trust yr computer ever

it may have been jinxed by me

worse things have happened

.
.
.

pirate jenny

"kutaman"

'the wizard of oz"

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p.s.

tenacious d
'city hall'