Hopefully someone can post the link to this story from the Genii Forum.

Magician Dan Harlan (yes, that one) tried to pull off a a $241 theft
(which sounds a lot like strong-armed robbery to me, if you read the
story) at some bar he had been performing magic at earlier in the
evening.

He couldn't get the register open so he ripped it off the counter and
headed for the door.

He got out onto the parking lot and made a beeline for van where his
partner was waiting, when guess what???

His f***ing pants fell down below his knees and he fell head first
onto his face breaking out most of his front teeth.

Meanwhile the cops were of course called and nabbbed Dan and his
partner (who had fallen asleep in the van).

Danial Dean Harlan, 43, is being held for B&E, attempted safecracking,
and some other charges. Read the article. He is being held for
$10,000.

I guess those L&L royalties just don't pay the rent.

-Leary-

On Mon, 3 Mar 2008 16:21:21 -0800 (PST), I said, "Pick a card, any
card" and mitchell_leary yahoo.com> instead replied:

Good heavens! What's gotten into Dan?

mitchell_leary wrote:

This apparently first happened Jan 17,2007

http://www.google.com/search?q=%%22Daniel+Dean+Harlan%%22

I just read one of the articles and he claims he doesn't remember any of
it and blames his drinking.

This may highlight that fact: (scroll down and you'll see him mentioned
again)

http://media.www.bgnews.com/media/storage/paper883/news/2007/10/26/Campus/Police...

http://www.centralohio.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/BB/20080118/NEWS01/8011803...

Complete with HIS mug shot..someone would pay top dollar on ebay for
him to sign it...say, like $241?

There are GOOD chances that him and Corey White will be in the same
jail (and prision if he has no priors).

If anyone is interested, Corey's hearing isn't until he gets out of
the hospital. I, uh, bet someone knows..uh,..oh...nevermind...

Imagine that prison gang...irritable because a magic wand in prison is
a shank!
*ahem*
sorry..don't get me going...

I hear other names in magic have prior convictions too...

man, I love magic....

-A

From another post:

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Looking for his teeth for collectors item. Will pay $$$ It'll go
nicely next to Juan Tamariz's.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:21 am
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Why in the worald would Dan do that? I'm Sure he is not hurting for
money. Maybe he just wanted to impress Mitch Leary:)

Chuck wrote:

LOL, Yeah, the pants falling off at the most inopportune moment is
definately very Leary-esk. It's why I quit going out on New Years Eve
and just climb up on my roof with the cat.

Dan says he's in rehab now. I think the only person who as been in
more rehabs that me is Chris Farley (a baker's dozen before he bit the
dust).

-Leary-

LOL, Thank you for posting that Mitch. It made my day!!!

Mitch. I am guessing that you are going up on the roof with the wrong
colored cat. Don't take a black one. Take a long haird orenge one, and
you will be fine:)

Mitch, I'm dead serious about this. I have a friend that went up on the
roof on Saint Patricks day with a calico cat. He is now in a wheel
chair. A long haired orange cat will keep you safe! I actually own two
black cats. But I never go on the roof with them.