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Group: alt.local.village.idiot · Group Profile
Author: paulie th weird witchdoctor
Date: Apr 25, 2008 13:03

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The Cure
'Just Like Heaven'
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smartarse computer

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little brother fell off another roof on wednesday

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two arm fractures

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third time is th charm

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didnt stop im puttin on th third coat of paint

fuckin gutsy man

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did 10 k's on th 36 inch unicycle today

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even got up on th first attempt
on th first ride of th day

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Everclear
'Santa Monica'
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i am still living with your goat

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th mp3 is corrupted

oh dear

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ws windy ridin round th big block today
didnt fall off though

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TV Rock
'Flaunt It'
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smartarse

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there are thousands of unicyclists who do th same thing
everyday

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The Bee Gees
'Stayin' Alive'
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stayin alive is easy
jst dont fall off

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had to move my shrink meeting to thursday
spent wednesday afternoon at th hospital

she ws pretty good about it
jst moved my time

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ta

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wish she ws less good looking but
i guess i deserve it

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NXT song pls
mr music

NXT

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Pink Floyd
'On the Run'
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i would run

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lived with eight women
not planning on any ninth one

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pooh popped around this arv fr a cuppa

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we luv ya pooh
ya mad thing

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her son still has a tricked up unicycle and

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cant believe i used to jump off skatebowl walls
on a uni on drugs

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couldnt pay me to do it now

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havent ridden th suspension uni in months

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The Zombies
'Time Of The Season'
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smartarse

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cant wait till i get th ute on th road
hard puttin th 36 in th back seat of th silver sedan

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still havent been caught

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wonderin why

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not as if i've really hidden it

oh well

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jst luv beatin th system

i know i'll get caught at some stage bt

it;s th thrill of beatin

th man

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still tryint o figure if i'd do jail time

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cant be as scary as workin th rooves

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that's 3 he's fallen off

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Klubbheads
'Discohopping'
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he fell off th ladder

only six feet up bt

he masses about 115 kilos and

fell like a bag of shit

right on his arm

a broken elbow
he'll be out of action for a month th
doctor thinks

fuck that
he'll be on a roof on monday givin orders

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he says he had a choice

broken leg or
arm

so he landed on his arm

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maybe if he rode a unicycle he'd
land on his feet

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i havent fallen off a roof

yet

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th ladder is th most dangerous part

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an easy
lowset roof

u dont take proper precautions and

he ws paintin a

small piece of roof
off th sid eof th ladder

yeah we can paint that
tiny window hood

no worries

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i got stung by 3 wasps before we started

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Cat Stevens
'Sad Lisa'
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puttin th ladder up

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she must be hurt very badly
-
lyric

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nah

not allergic to wasps and bees anymore

i blame th unicycle

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NXT

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Depeche Mode
'Personal Jesus'
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reach out and touch faith
-
lyric

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so kuta

u been watchin th news ?

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Budgie
'Nude Disintegrating Parachutist Woman'
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i'll take that as a yes

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reminds me i gotta
get in touch with rockin rohan

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if ya thought my last unicycle was outta sight

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mad biker

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dr patel still isnt in oz

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Massive Attack
'Hymn Of The Big Wheel'
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yeah we could use a massive attack on im

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when wating is
dr death will get his

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i'm outta
[black] practise but

it;s jst like fallin off a bike or

not fallin off th uni

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Laurie Anderson
'Gravity's Angel'
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cool as

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i could code in

to jenny.exe

so that whenever i type

NXT

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Deep Purple
'Strange Kind of Woman'
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wouldnt be too hard

which is why i probly wont put it in

my creation works well enough

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u are a strange kind of woman

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bout time i backed up th code

scuse i

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done

to paulies media player.zip

put it in th root of th c and d drives

currently livin on j

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Kaoma
'Lambada '
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it is a dance
playin in th computer

not losin all that hard coded code
to another hard drive crash

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NXT

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Bjork
'Violently Happy'
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cool as

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anyways diary

i'm off to check some emails and shit

love ya fuckin hard
[and stuff]
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paulie th weird witchdoctor
[the land surfer]
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p.s.

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Parkway Drive
'Flesh, Bone And Weakness'
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