I cannot believe they didn't have Captain Ron!

Guess it's Castaway (she has not seen), or Confessions of a Dangerous Mind.
Then maybe an up of Newhart (the original)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8alNxLjCBJc

why was there a chicken in the alley?

are they on 'ludes??

10 minutes to get a fucking baked potato. And this morning I was standing
there for 5 minutes and they never even acknowledged I existed. If I want
that shit, I might as well go to work!

euthanized on national TV.

First of all I can now eat and drink some. I still have the stomach
tube but at least I can eat now. I had a can of beeferoni today and
some mashed potatoes and gravy yesterday.
Also I thought I needed radiation because they saw cancer on the
nerve/muscle but it turns out that they saw some cancer cells on the
nerve muscle tumor that they took out. They see no cancer anywhere in
there but will give me radiation just to make sure that the other
nerve/muscles are clear.
Also I only need 3/4 strength radiation and over 1/2 of the bad side
effects happen with the last 1/4%% of power so I may have very little
side effects. About time I get some good news!

Today is the best day I've had in a while.

the horror... the horror.

A- ru- gala

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s8BZjcP3qU&feature=related

Without a cottage, after 40 years, feels like someone has cut off a
limb.

Feist on a bus, so Lettermanesque, a show on a bus, Kimmel must have
been a fan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPCm4NxjEsA&feature=related