http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/06/18/INGAUJDPVI1.DTL

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_car_smell

Marvin replaced the flush valve (which I could have done) and now it refills
in 20 seconds! Amazing. The fucke

Beautiful day, nice jog. Decent progress... Pass a dog. Then five feet
later it's jumping on me, owner yelling at it. I shoulda have yelled:
there is a leash law for a reason, asshole. Next time I will. Or tell
them: how about I go home let my nice dog run free in the park too. And
when it jumps on you I'll just say: oh, it's just being friendly. He's a
nice Rottweiler. REally. He is.

When the aliens come and decide humans are nice and cuddly and would make
good pets, and maybe good stew-- will it be any different?

I'd like to watch Captains Courageous with Her this evening... I have a
copy, but her ISP is crappy and not d/l the file properly.

is there gas in the cahhhr?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylr2D4Pwn58

Do wear any under bike shorts? with jeans? Do you wear a bra when you go
to sleep?

This little game of "Strip" Twister could get really hot and heavy -
chicks always dig a big brown streak on the back of a guy's white
underpants:
http://notsafeforkids.com/?page_id=803

See there? I save kittens.