I'm hosting a spoof of the DRUDGE REPORT.
Tell me what you think of it.
It's at:
www.dougken.com/JudgeRetort
Now, I know you all are very KIND and would NEVER
even consider anything even remotely critical, or even
anything that would make me feel the least
bit uncomfortable.
But if you must, you must. Won't matter.
You know who I am? I'm Monica Lewinsky !
And Matt Drudge tried his hardwat to make me
and Bill feel uncomfortable, but he failed.
Yeah, we changed positions probably more often
than we would have had DRUDGE not broken
the Blue Dress story back in '98. And, I even
bought way more dresses than normal
