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Author: John Michaels
Date: Jul 29, 2008 07:14

CLAUDE THE HYPNOTIST

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center .

Claude the hypnotist exclaimed:
'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every
member of the audience.'

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique
pocket watch from his coat.
'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch.
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,

Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...'
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it
slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a
hundred pieces.
'SHIT !' said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center ...
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  NOMINATION for Busted Urinal (was Re: Mystery the COWARD is AFRAID to post here.)         


Author: lolatgman
Date: Jul 28, 2008 13:57

Earlier, I wrote:
> Ray Gordon, creator of the pivot wrote:
>> He sure knew how to find this group when he needed to build his name.
>
> That was before your spewing made this group functionally useless,
> Gordon.
>
>> Looks like free speech boards aren't his thing anymore.
>>
>> It's amusing how the guru-flunkies always apologize for cowards like him.
>> Well, that figures.
>
> How so, Gordon? The fact that people don't come here to discuss the
> story of television is your fault. After all, look at the posts from
> this week and they fall into 3 categories:
>
> 1. Posts about you and your massive and repetitive failures.
> 1. Formhandle telling people about fastseduction.com
> 1. That fucking brown bag/passion parties spammer
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  Attracting Love, Health, Wealth, and Happiness         


Author: pmstqfbuwlfj
Date: Jul 26, 2008 06:20

Of course, the intensity to which you desire to achieve any of these
life elements varies, according to your values, upbringing, and
beliefs. But in reality, this variation has more to do with the
element that is lacking in your life rather than your values.
Obviously, if you are healthy but broke you will intensify the desire
to have more abundance and money.
Or, if you have money but lack a life partner or social life, you will
focus on attracting a mate or increase your circle of friends. Perhaps
you have a great social life but don't feel too well physically or
emotionally. No doubt as to what you will be looking for. This said,
know that all these elements must be present in your life if you want
to have a balanced lifestyle. Only then you will achieve total
happiness.
Now, how can you attract what you are lacking, so that you too can be
totally happy? This is tricky for, according to the Law of Attraction,
what we focus on becomes reality. By that, I mean that, if you lack
romance in life, you will probably be focusing on this lack and
working desperately to fill it. What happens here is that, spiritually
speaking, you enter in a vicious circle that will required great
concentration and work on your part to get out of.... ...
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  The Magic Circle - Hypnosis & Mobile Magic         


Author: Magical Guru
Date: Jul 25, 2008 04:53

Hi Guys & Girls,

FANTASTIC NEWS has come my way and so to celebrate I am extending
(till end of this weekend only) the Special Offer of £20 sent to
shows@hypnotorious.com on the soon to be released MOBILE MAGIC DVD-ROM
package at http://www.magicalguru.com

MOBILE MAGIC IS CAUSING A SENSATION

Already Magical & Hypnosis Dealers around the World have placed
Wholesale orders for "Mobile Magic" and will be stocking it, already
orders have been secured from direct customers around the world and
already as shown on http://www.magicalguru.com some very respected
names have contributed ideas and./or routines to this project!

MAGIC CIRCLE = Indeed Jack Delvin of The Magic Circle in London
contacted us this week after seeing the advert for Mobile Magic in the
news section of http://www.magicweek.co.uk and has obtained a pre-
release "proto-type" copy of Mobile Magic From us which he is using at
The Magic Circle "Cutting Edge Mentalism" training day for the Magic
Circle Summer School in London on MOnday!

So now is your last chance to SAVE MONEY and secure your copy for just
£20 to shows@hypnotorious.com
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  Learn Hypnosis         


Author: miro.kalliola
Date: Jul 19, 2008 14:14

I have learned to hypnotize and it's really nice. Just check out my
blog for more information.

http://learnhypnosismasters.blogspot.com

You'll be surprised of it. Easy to learn, you should really try it
out. I love it and im more than happy for it.
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  FAQ File 5 of 5: Subliminal FAQ Intro & Misc....         


Author: Roy Hunter
Date: Jul 18, 2008 09:36

FAQ File 5 of 5 (1/08): Subliminal FAQ Intro & Misc.

************************************************
Subliminal FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
ANSWERED by TODD I. STARK
Version of February, 1999
************************************************

Editor's note: Todd's excellent and comprehensive FAQ
regarding Subliminal Persuasion can be found at his website:
http://members.aol.com/psychneuro/subliminal/SublFAQ.html

The introduction is reproduced here for the alt.hypnosis
Newsgroup.

************************************************

Since the 1950's, there has been enormous public concern over
hidden messages in art, music, and advertising. Subliminal self-help
tapes are a multi-billion dollar industry. Yet many psychologists
claim that subliminal influence consists at best of uselessly weak
effects, exaggerated by alarmists or profiteers.
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  FAQ File 4 of 5: Stage Hypnosis Article & FAQ...         


Author: Roy Hunter
Date: Jul 18, 2008 09:36

Stage Hypnosis Article & FAQ

FAQ File 4 of 5 (01/08): Stage Hypnosis FAQ...
(Stage hypnosis FAQ last revised 2/8/05)

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Article on Stage Hypnosis
*************************

WHY IS STAGE HYPNOSIS IMPORTANT TO CLINICAL HYPNOSIS?

by Jerry Valley, M.A.C.P.

My office in Methuen, Massachusetts is busy as a result of several
sources. One, of course, is from referrals of satisfied clients. The
second source is from the "Yellow Pages." It seems that if you are in
the "Yellow Pages," the general public assumes two things: 1. You are
good at what you do. 2. That you are ethical and reliable. Then
there is advertising in the newspapers, magazines, flyers etc.

However, in the last 10 years and particularly in the last 2 years,
one of the driving forces in attracting new clients has been the stage
shows. People have been attending stage hypnosis shows in greater...
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  FAQ File 3 of 5 (01/08): Glossary; Self-Hypnosis...         


Author: Roy Hunter
Date: Jul 18, 2008 09:35

FAQ File 3 of 5 (1/08): Glossary; Self-Hypnosis...

GLOSSARY (of common hypnosis terms & abbreviations):

abreaction: emotional discharge, usually due to remembering past pain

affirmations: positive statements designed to change subconscious
programming

age regression: guiding a hypnotized person backwards in time by his/
her age
WARNING: Only those trained in regression therapy should do this!

alpha: a state of the mind where brainwave activity slows down to a
range of from 7-14 cycles per second, during which we experience
hypnosis, and which we pass through on the way to and from sleep daily

altered consciousness: synonymous with alpha; terminology used to
refer to the state of mind we experience during hypnosis, meditation,
or any form of trance

anchoring: establishing a trigger which, when activated, will trigger
certain responses; this happens randomly in life, but can be suggested
during hypnosis (see also triggers)
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  FAQ File 1 of 5 (1/08): Intro, Contents, Ad Guidelines...         


Author: Roy Hunter
Date: Jul 18, 2008 09:34

FAQ File 1 of 5 (1/08): Intro, Contents, Ad Guidelines...

Official Hypnosis FAQ Files
of the alt.hypnosis Newsgroup
written and maintained by
Roy Hunter, M.S., FAPHP, Certified Hypnosis Instructor
(c)1998, revised (c)1999-2008

This is the first of five FAQ (Frequently Answered Questions) Files
for the alt.hypnosis newsgroup. The FAQ contains considerable
information contributed by three different authors in this order: Roy
Hunter...
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  Video: Tapping Cure for Bulimia         


Author: Andrew T. Austin
Date: Jul 17, 2008 01:34

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