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Author: nemo
Date: May 14, 2008 22:29

Did you hear about the idiot who got a lump and went to see an oncologist to
see if it was malignorant?

There was an even bigger idiot who went to see an oncologist to try to get
his motor horn fixed!

Nemo.
Olabisi Akinbiyi: "Why can't you ever be serious?"
Me: "Because it's the serious people who cause all the trouble!"

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Re: Oncologist

Author: Michael N. LeVine
Date: May 15, 2008 04:22

In article text.news.virginmedia.com>,
"nemo" wrote:

> Did you hear about the idiot who got a lump and went to see an oncologist to
> see if it was malignorant?
>
> There was an even bigger idiot who went to see an oncologist to try to get
> his motor horn fixed!
>

Well he was on call wasn't he?

--
Michael LeVine - mlevine@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

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Re: Oncologist

Author: WhoMe
Date: May 15, 2008 06:26

On Thu, 15 May 2008 6:22:54 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
(in message news.supernews.com>):

>> There was an even bigger idiot who went to see an oncologist to try to get
>> his motor horn fixed!
>>

> Well he was on call wasn't he?

And his pager went beep beep.

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Re: Oncologist

Author: nemo
Date: May 31, 2008 09:52

"Michael N. LeVine" redshift.com> wrote in message
news:mlevinespmfltr-CD0324.04225415052008@news.supernews.com...

> In article text.news.virginmedia.com>,
> "nemo" wrote:
>

>> Did you hear about the idiot who got a lump and went to see an

oncologist to

>> see if it was malignorant?
>>
>> There was an even bigger idiot who went to see an oncologist to try to

get

>> his motor horn fixed!
>>

> Well he was on call wasn't he?

If he'd been Old On Call Bud, he'd have been asleep!

Narr. The On Call Logist is the administrator who keeps track of each
doctor's working hours at the horse piddle!

Each doctor: A dermatologist.

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Re: Oncologist

Author: nemo
Date: May 31, 2008 09:52

"WhoMe" gmail.com> wrote in message
news:0001HW.C451A4480000D5C2F0407530@news-server.rgv.rr.com...

> On Thu, 15 May 2008 6:22:54 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
> (in message news.supernews.com>):
>

>>> There was an even bigger idiot who went to see an oncologist to try to

get

>>> his motor horn fixed!
>>>

>> Well he was on call wasn't he?

>
> And his pager went beep beep.
>

They've all got foe-bile moans these days - especially the those who treat
painful liver diseases in teyrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsts!

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