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]]> Fri, 04 Jul 2008 06:00:35 PDT http://www.nnseek.com/e/alt.humor.puns/refuse_78118742t.html http://www.nnseek.com/e/alt.humor.puns/refuse_78118742t.html in an appliance. Disgusted, the young husband finally sighed,
"Should we refuse to move or move to refuse?"
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All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc

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]]> Thu, 03 Jul 2008 05:07:10 PDT http://www.nnseek.com/e/alt.humor.puns/des_moins_78017366t.html http://www.nnseek.com/e/alt.humor.puns/des_moins_78017366t.html "I worked in Des Moines."
"Coal or iron?"
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"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
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]]> Thu, 03 Jul 2008 05:05:09 PDT http://www.nnseek.com/e/alt.humor.puns/at_the_modern_theater_78008662t.html http://www.nnseek.com/e/alt.humor.puns/at_the_modern_theater_78008662t.html "The audience threw me an ultomatum!"

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er fleira drekkur síns til geðs gumi.

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]]> Wed, 02 Jul 2008 03:48:08 PDT http://www.nnseek.com/e/alt.humor.puns/highly_political_pun_77853014t.html http://www.nnseek.com/e/alt.humor.puns/highly_political_pun_77853014t.html trying to dye a Rhea. How mythologically correct,since Rhea was a
daughter of Uranus

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]]> Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:33:45 PDT http://www.nnseek.com/e/alt.humor.puns/a_dented_head_tie_poe_77799766t.html http://www.nnseek.com/e/alt.humor.puns/a_dented_head_tie_poe_77799766t.html lavatory!

"nemo" wrote in message news:...
> A young man turned up at Casualty A&E with a deep dent right above each of
> his ears and a long red mark across the top of his head.
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> The doctor looked his bonce and said, "I've never seen anything like it!
How
> on earth did you get those?"
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> The man replied, "I had a bog row with my boss and he slammed the receiver
> down on me!"
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> Nemo.
> Ohhhh! It's still like being in heaven, to have retired in 2007!!
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> More in the bank now than before I bought all that stuff.
> So what I spent, I since saved!! Innit!
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