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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 31, 2008 18:03

8 x 12 days to the anniversaries of the first nuclear test and the first
lunar landing mission launch.
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  12 days         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 31, 2008 18:02

7 x 12 days to the 4th of July.
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  12 days         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 31, 2008 18:02

3 x 12 days to Cinco De Mayo.
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  Re: Bird Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 31, 2008 18:00

Franc Zabkar wrote:
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  Re: Darfur Genocide And Sudanese Oil         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 31, 2008 18:00

Adam Whyte-Settlar wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:4681BA69.9F303FCB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> Sudan is rich in oil, and its militia are killing ethnic minorities in
>> the Darfur province. Why hasn't Bush invaded Sudan to end the genocide
>> and seize Sudan's oil?
>
> He probably doesn't know where it is.

That's what he has advisors for, to give him directions!
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  Darfur Genocide And Sudanese Oil         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 31, 2008 17:59

Sudan is rich in oil, and its militia are killing ethnic minorities in the
Darfur province. Why hasn't Bush invaded Sudan to end the genocide and
seize Sudan's oil?
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  31 March Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 31, 2008 17:59

nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote in message
> news:417D68CC.D68998D6@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> Allowing: A permissive bird.
>>
>> Blowing: A windy bird.
>>
>> Growing: Very big wings.
>>
>> Harrowing: Risk taking bird.
>>
>> Rowing: Bird in a small boat propelled by oars.
>>
>> Slowing: Bird that doesn't move very fast.
>>
>> Throwing: Bird from the big leagues.
>
> Burrowing: Small flying donkey.

Hoe-wing: Flying garden tool.
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  31 March Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 31, 2008 17:59

nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote in message
> news:417D6851.3C53D7AF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> Foreplay: In favor of recreation.
>>
>> Foreshadow: In favor of shade.
>>
>> Parting: Musical golf course.
>
> Fornication: In favour of an Indian gentleman called Nicholas.

Bypath: Road for people who bone both genders.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 31, 2008 17:59

March of Dimes: 10 cents in the 3rd month.

Maybe: Bee in the 5th month.
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  7/7 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Mar 31, 2008 17:58

Macing: 5th month song.

Maker: Dog in the 5th month.

Maiming: Chinese vase in the 5th month.

Mason: Male offspring in the 5th month.

Mating: Bell in the 5th month.

June: Why is there never a Junetag sale?

July: Why did July about Iraq, President Bush?

August: Wind in the 8th month.
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