> Crossbreeding: Crosses having children. This makes vampires nervous.
>
> Crossbred: Angry bread, deadly to vampires.
>
> Cross train: An angry train, a cross shaped train, or crosses training
> for the Olympics.
>
> Hybrid: Hello, Wonder Bread!
>
> If a vampire gets cross, he's dust, since crosses harm vampires.

>
> nemo wrote:
>

>> Tim Bruening wrote in message
>> news:40A1EDD5.3522133F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

>>>
>>>
>>> nemo wrote:
>>>

>>>> fredmiller@the.PC ?Z webtv.net> wrote in message
>>>> news:3247-3FC36F02-30@storefull-2375.public.lawson.webtv.net...

>>>>> nemo@naughtylass2.wet (nemo) wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> Guy who sorts out West Indian Viruses:
>>>>>
>>>>> Toorus clerk!
>>>>>

>>>>>>Guy who sorts out the worst Indian Love Bug : Rasta Affair Ian ...

>
>
> nemo wrote:
>

>> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
>> news:45E3B521.896AA48D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

>>>
>>> nemo wrote:
>>>

>>>> Tim Bruening wrote in message
>>>> news:41EC92DA.A33910EF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "J. A. Mc." wrote:
>>>>>

>>>>>> On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 21:48:19 -0500, "Kathy"

>>> found

>>>> these ...

>
>
> headdr wrote:
>

>> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
>> news:405BED7B.BDC8FFAB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

>>> Static: Electric tic.
>>>
>>> Dramatic: Tic in a play.
>>>
>>> Lunatic: Insane tic.
>>>
>>> Ticker: Dog parasite.
>>>
>>> Fleecing: Singing parasite.
>>>

>> If crabs were part of creation, then Adam and Eve were lousy.
>> That's why they had to Flea from Eden. ...

>
> "nemo" wrote in message
> news:<6lprc.2264$882.255@front-1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...

>> Tim Bruening wrote in message
>> news:40AC8E6B.DADD893E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

>>> Static: Electric tic.
>>>
>>> Dramatic: Tic in a play.
>>>
>>> Lunatic: Insane tic.
>>>
>>> Ticker: Dog parasite.
>>>
>>> Fleecing: Singing parasite.

>>
>> Tickertape: Recording of a dog parasite.

>
> Tickertape: Recording of a heartbeat. ...

>
> Randolf Richardson wrote:
>

>> "Tim Bruening " wrote in alt.humor.puns:

>

>>

>>> Pierre Abbat wrote:
>>>

>>>> Tim Bruening wrote:
>>>>

>>>>> Stagnant: Ant/deer crossbreed that stands still.

>>>>
>>>> Does it have antlers or antennae at the anterior end?

>>>
>>> At the front end, of course.
>>>
>>> Constant: Ant that remains the same.

>> ...

> 1887 years and 18 days since 1/11/121.