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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jul 9, 2008 23:59

Pauper: Price of animal feet.

Pendant: Swinging ant.

Pennant: Ant championship.

Pentagon: The pen is missing.

Peony: Knee of a poor person.

Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jul 9, 2008 23:59

Pinto: Pin in a foot digit.

Piquant: Pleasantly sad ant.

Pirate: Price of 3.1415926....

Piton: 2,000 lb hole.

Platen: 10 plants.

Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jul 9, 2008 23:59

Platoon: Musical plants.

Photo: Enemy of foot digits.

Poetry: Rhyming tree.

Poker: Gambling dog.

Poking: Gambling monarch.

Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jul 9, 2008 23:59

Polygon: The parrot is missing.

Portent: Low income camper housing.

Poorest: Low income sleepers.

Poser: Polish knight.

Posing: Polish singer.

Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jul 9, 2008 23:59

Potent: Where Polish campers sleep.

Pregnant: Ant expecting a baby.

Pretty: Beautiful tea.

Probate: In favor of fish attractants.

Promote: In favor of water barriers.

Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jul 9, 2008 23:59

Mel Wrote:

>
> On Tue, 08 Mar 2005 20:18:09 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
> rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
> <5MnXd.116599$nC5.51335@twister.nyroc.rr.com>:

>>"Mel" atj.faq.com> wrote

>>>slap chips - South Africa's gift to the fried potato chip.

>>Then the world returned them demanding a refund. No wonder no one
>>has heard of them.

>
> you have to come to South Africa for them. they're not available in the
> United States.
>
> If you visit Cape Town, call me on my cell phone, which you will find
> trivial to discover, and I will introduce you to slap chips.

Cape Town: Town of Supermen. It includes a Lois Lane.

Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jul 9, 2008 23:59

On Wed, 09 Mar 2005 09:13:10 -0800, J. A. Mc. gbr.online.com>
wrote:

>
> On 8 Mar 2005 13:54:02 -0800, Studmuffin@resourcechurch.com found these
> unused words floating about:
>

>>To let the guy go free.

> Cor, another clueless newbie!

Newbie: Baby apine.

Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jul 9, 2008 23:58

45 days since Body and Blood Day.

Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jul 9, 2008 23:58

360 days to American Independence Day.

Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jul 9, 2008 23:58

360 days to the 4th of July.

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