> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
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>> "Greg Evans" charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
>> news:<10due0hjv46c74d@corp...

> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
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>> SUB: Sports Utility Broom, flown by wealthy witches. I saw this pun

>> a Mother Goose and Grimm 2 years ago.
>>
>> Pumpkin: Relative of a pump.
>>
>> Halloweenie: Hallowed out hot dog.
>>
>> Booting: Ghost bell or ringing ghost.

>
> Poultrygeist: Haunts chickens.

> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
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>> Bagel: A sea gull by the Bay.

>
> I thought it was a concrete doUGHnut!
>

>>
>> Budweiser: A young, smarter, leaf.

>
> Come on. You can do blatter than that!

> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
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>> Immortality: A tea which enables you to live forever.
>>
>> Mortality: A deadly tea.
>>
>> Parallality: A tea which keeps you parallel with a line or wall.
>>
>> Possibility: A tea which boosts your imagination.

>
> I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've told you thrice and I'm

> goint to tell you a third time . . .
>
> Possibility is a beverage drunk by a group of temporary deputy

> whose task is to hunt down and capture a criminal male goat!

> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
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>>
>> Michael Balarama wrote:
>>

>>> was sent this:
>>>
>>> Once upon a time...

> On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 08:38:38 -0500, Alan hotmail.com> wrote:
>

>>On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 23:38:10 -0800, Tim Bruening
>> wrote:
>>

>>>> Larry's reputation is shot.

>>>
>>>Who shot his reputation?

>>
>>Larry shoots himself every time he opens his mouth or communicates in
>>any form.

>
> Now we'll have pygthur listen pygthur him boast about the size of his
> weapon.