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  Re: 18 July Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jul 18, 2008 23:59

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>> nemo wrote:
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>>>> nemo wrote:
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>>>>> An alcoholic got so bad he started seeing huge arses sliding
up
>>> and
>>>> down the
>>>>> curtains - then all of a sudden his condition D.T. rear rated!
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  Re: 18 July Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jul 18, 2008 23:59

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>> nemo wrote:
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>>>> nemo wrote:
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>>>>> An alcoholic got so bad he started seeing huge arses sliding
up
>>> and
>>>> down the
>>>>> curtains - then all of a sudden his condition D.T. rear rated!
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  Re: 18 July Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jul 18, 2008 23:58

nemo wrote:
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>> nemo wrote:
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>>>> nemo wrote:
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>>>>> An alcoholic got so bad he started seeing huge arses sliding
up
>>> and
>>>> down the
>>>>> curtains - then all of a sudden his condition D.T. rear rated!
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  Re: July 18 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jul 18, 2008 23:58

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>>>> shelly bluemarble.net> wrote in message
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  Re: 18 July Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jul 18, 2008 23:58

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  Re: 8/7 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jul 18, 2008 23:57

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>> Seaming: Chinese vase in the ocean.
>>
>> Season: Male offspring of the ocean.
>>
>> Searing: Hot ring.
>>
>> Seated: Sailor named Ted.
>>
>> Seating, Seeding, Seeping: Musical oceans, or bells in the ocean.
>>
>>
> Bell Bottoms: Sailors' trousers with the seats of the pants wringing wet!

Bell Bottoms: Pant legs that ring.
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  Re: 8/7 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jul 18, 2008 23:57

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>> nemo wrote:
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>>>> Musical bed things: Bedding, Sheeting, and Quilting.
>>>>
>>>> Pillowing: Where sleeping birds put their heads.
>>>
>>> When lying *down* prezoomably.
>>
>> Prezoom: Before you speed up.
>>
>
> Bazoom: High speed breast.

Bazoom: High speed sheep.
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  Re: 18/7 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jul 18, 2008 23:57

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  Re: 7/18 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jul 18, 2008 23:56

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>> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
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>>> On Sat, 08 May 2004 03:36:25 +0100, Dougal
> ...
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  Re: July 18 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jul 18, 2008 23:56

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>> Drawbar: Make a picture of an alcohol selling establishment, or an
>> association of lawyers, or a long piece of metal.
>>
>> Drawbridge: Make a picture of a span that extends across a river and

is
>> designed to open up to let tall ships through.
>
> I wish we saw more 'tall ships' coming up the Thames and passing under

Tower
> Bridge, the one certain dumb 'Merkins thought they were getting when
they
> bought the old London Bridge! Hehehehe! :o)
>
> I'll never forget when I was birdwatching at Shell Ness on the Isle of
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