> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:40305EF7.1D78D6A3@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>

>> Storing: You can put anything in this ring.

>
> My... Precious...

> fredmiller@the.PC Z webtv.net> wrote in message
> news:4368-3F8C27E6-139@storefull-2373.public.lawson.webtv.net...

>> nemo@naughtylass2.wet (nemo) wrote :
>>
>> Rebuttal:
>> An English Gentleman's personal servant having to repeat a task which he
>> has already carried out.
>>
>> fredmiller@the.PC misquoth :
>> Re : ' Butt Al ! '
>> An English Gentleman's 'personal' servant's muttered comment when asked
>> to repeat a task he had just carried out on his Gay Lord. ( Al being the
>> chamber 'maid' )
>>

> And under the bed was a 'Chamber' made of China.

> Accountants: Ant money managers.
>
> Defendants: Ants on trial.
>
> Fire Ants: Ants who fight fires.
>
> Important: High ranking ant.
>
> Resistants: Ants that block progress.

> On Tue, 4 May 2004 09:34:09 -0400, "Greg Evans"
> larkbooks.com> wrote:
>

>>>>>>>>>> Wanna buy a bridge?

>>>>>>>>> Suspension, truss or beam? I need details!

>>>>>>>> Truss. I suspect you need a truss.

>>>>>>> And I'm supposed to truss you on this?

>>>>>> Answer quick! Don't keep us in suspension...

>>>>> ...Greg said archly.

>>>> I am ruler of this bridge! And I'd sure like to give Elisabeth a
>>>> Span King....

>>>
>>> Sounds more like you're trolling under the bridge to me. Besides,
>>> with your span you're more like a queen.

>>
>>Now now, no need to beam-ean....

>
> Who toll you I was mean? Perhaps we should just call it a draw.

> "Greg Evans" charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
> news:109b7ekdo5o8u24@corp.supernews.com...

>> Elisabeth Müller wrote:
>>

>>>> "... a tale ... whose lightest word
>>>> Would...

> So then "Greg Evans" larkbooks.com> said:

>>Milton J. Smuthworthy, I wrote:
>>

>>>>>>>> What does the dog have to do with it?
>>>>>>>> Ohhhhhhhh! I get it, iambic pentameter = doggerel!

>>>>>>> Bill, you are such a wag...

>>>>>> Damn, that one was ruff

>>>>> Bunch of mongrely posts in this thread of late.

>>>> ....he was heard to mutt-er.

>>>
>>> ..pugnaciously.

>>
>>I'm afraid there's no way I kennel-ow such nonsense.

>
> Oh, I'm really shaking! Pooch your Dukes up!

> On Sat, 08 May 2004 03:36:25 +0100, Dougal klanmeetings.co.uk>
> wrote:
>

>>>>>>> I didn't want you to feel alone and abandoned.

>>>>>> I'm not one of your cars Greg.

>>>>> Oh no no no, those cars aren't abandoned; they're *restin'*!
>>>>> Greg
>>>>> pinin' for the Fords

>>>>
>>>> Gerald and Betty?

>>>
>>>Model A and T.

>>
>>You can only get that in black.

>
> When asked what colors the Model T would be available in Henry Ford
> said "The Customer Can Have Any Color He Wants So Long As It's Black".

> On Sat, 8 May 2004 01:25:21 -0400, "Greg Evans"
> charter.BLATHER.net> wrote:
>

>>Dougal wrote:
>>

>>>>> http://www.parasitepals.com/

>>>> Only you would consider your parasites pals. I noticed
>>>> one of the links took folks directly to atj, too.

>>>
>>> Well we do need new members.

>>
>>Did all the old ones flea the premises?

>
> Advantage, Evans!

> Larry Krzewinski wrote:

>> On Wed, 5 May 2004 07:39:28 -0600, "Mos" wrote:
>>

>>>>>> Give him some time and a little experience and a
>>>>>> chance to lose his virginity.

>>>>>
>>>>> I been good. I don't want to go to prison!

>>>>
>>>> But you said that Laviana was older than you so she would be the one
>>>> incarcerated.

>>>
>>> That's how I keep her in line. Threaten to turn her in.

>>
>> Turn her in to what?

>
> A Hooters built babe with less money.

> On Thu, 06 May 2004 15:59:16 -0700, Larry Krzewinski
> madmagazine.com> wrote:
>

>>On Thu, 6 May 2004 07:19:54 -0600, "Mos" wrote:
>>

>>>> Then the answer would be Larry in the theater with a rope.

>>>
>>>Cute date you got there.

>>
>>She's knot my regular girl.

>
> That's noose to us.