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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 27, 2008 23:59

205 days since All Souls Day.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 27, 2008 23:58

20 days since my Mom's 68th birthday.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 27, 2008 23:56

45 days to 7-11 Day.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 27, 2008 23:55

50 days to the anniversary of the launch of the first Lunar Landing
Mission.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 27, 2008 23:54

50 days to the anniversary of the first nuclear test.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 27, 2008 23:49

115 days since Groundhog Day.
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  Re: Wooden Hugh ...         


Author: Kim Evans
Date: May 27, 2008 17:55

Sir F. A. Rien wrote:
> Two of us talking about out of work scientists or academics being employed
> in the construction trade.
>
> J: Are you kidding? Not one of them could hit a nail on the head.
> They'd have to have a conference and publish research results to
> determine if the base line of the siding was 'level'!"
>
> A: Not to mention fact-finding missions to other countries to find if the
> horizontal is the same there.
>
> J: They could lay sheets of plywood or single, mill cut, lengths of 2x4, but
> never deal with cutting! That's known as the Plank Constant.
>
> A: That would be a saw point for them!
>
as long as they dont start fretting
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  Re: Wooden Hugh ...         


Author: WhoMe
Date: May 27, 2008 08:50

On Tue, 27 May 2008 10:42:27 -0500, Sir F. A. Rien wrote
(in article 4ax.com>):
> Two of us talking about out of work scientists or academics being employed
> in the construction trade.
>
> J: Are you kidding? Not one of them could hit a nail on the head.
> They'd have to have a conference and publish research results to
> determine if the base line of the siding was 'level'!"
>
> A: Not to mention fact-finding missions to other countries to find if the
> horizontal is the same there.
>
> J: They could lay sheets of plywood or single, mill cut, lengths of 2x4, but
> never deal with cutting! That's known as the Plank Constant.
>
> A: That would be a saw point for them!
>

Would they be able to plot out a strategy in dealing with the graph and
corruption in getting building permits
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