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  5/23 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 23, 2008 23:59

Pop Ping: Chinese father.

Pop Ping: Chinese frozen juice.

Pop Ping: Chinese balloon.

Right Ting: Conservative Chinese.

Scent Ting: Chinese perfume.
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  23/5 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 23, 2008 23:59

Arrest Ting: A Chinese taken into custody.

Cop Ping: Chinese police.

Left Ting: Liberal Chinese.

Right Ting: Conservative Chinese.

Scent Ting: One penny Chinese.

Taunt Ting: Chinese saying bad words.
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  23 May Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 23, 2008 23:58

Default: Demon quake causer.

Defeat: Losing demon.

Defend: Demon good at warding off attackers.

Defer: Demon hair.

Defiant: Demon/ant crossbreed that rebels.
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  23/5 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 23, 2008 23:57

Demand: Demon making an insistant request.

Depart: Demon leaves.

Depart: Demon in a play.

Depend: Reliable demon.

Depict: Demon describes something.
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  23/5 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 23, 2008 23:57

Depilatory: Demon removes the beards of British Conservatives.

Deplore: Demon regrets an event.

Deploy: Demon conspiracy.

Deport: Demon kicked out of a nation.

Depose: Demon ruler overthrown.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 23, 2008 23:57

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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 23, 2008 23:56

nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote in message
> news:41CB7434.9AAAC38A@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> Igloo: Glue in the Arctic.
>>
>> Arctic: Cold curvy tic.
>>
>> Stagnation: Nation of male deer.
>
> Such a nation would soon be bankrupt. No doe!

Donee: Knee of a female deer.

Doper: Price of female deer.

Doting: Musical female deer.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 23, 2008 23:56

"Greg Evans" charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
news:<10bt4199ljo85f6@corp.supernews.com>...
> Mos wrote:
>
>> I did, but forgot to sign it.
>> Hope you can figure out it's from me.
>
> "If The E-mail Doesn't *Ding*, It's Me" ?

E-male: Stud from the Internet.

Unity: Tea that unites.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 23, 2008 23:56

"Bill Colmers" wrote in message
news:...
> "Wm..." wrote in message
> news:BFIRYwH2KIvAFwCq@[127.0.0.1]...
>>>
>> Ponder: do any fish have hair?
>
> Sticklebacks have a "Mohawk", does that count?

Those fish have Indians on their backs?

Mohawk: An increase in the hawk population.

Olympus: Greek God cats.
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  5/23 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 23, 2008 23:55

Bugaboos: Ghost insects.

Bugabooze: Drunken insects.
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