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  2 Squared Days         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 12, 2008 23:42

Just 2 squared days to the Prince Caspian movie!
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  4 Days         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 12, 2008 23:42

Just 4 days to the Prince Caspian movie!
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  Re: 5/12 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 12, 2008 23:27

nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:42663B9D.1B39FD53@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>>
>> nemo wrote:
>>
>>> Tim Bruening wrote in message...
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  Re: Escaped WW2 chickens.         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 12, 2008 23:27

nemo wrote:
> During WW2, a lot of chickens escaped from a chicken farm when a German
> fighter plane dived down and riddled all the chicken coops and sheds with
> pullet holes!
>
> (One nobody's done yet!)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To avoid being euthanized.
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  Re: Escaped WW2 chickens.         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 12, 2008 23:27

nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:426648BB.23F78E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>>
>> nemo wrote:
>>
>>> During WW2, a lot of chickens escaped from a chicken farm when a German
>>> fighter plane dived down and riddled all the chicken coops and sheds
> with
>>> pullet holes!
>>>
>>> (One nobody's done yet!)
>>
>> Egg-actly how many chickens escaped?
>
> 103.14159. That's 100, plus one that had already been baked.

Did the ckickens fly?
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  Re: Escaped WW2 chickens.         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 12, 2008 23:27

Marmoset wrote:
> Hear about the chicken farm?
>
> Had a foul odor

And a fowl ball?
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  5/12 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 12, 2008 23:26

Diploma: A negotiating Mom.

Diplomat: A mat that causes people to agree.
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  Re: 5/12 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 12, 2008 23:26

nemo wrote:
> Crocodile: Circular plate with finger-holes on very old telephone that's
> falling to bits.

Crocodile: Reptile making a call on an old fashioned phone.

Crocodile: Old fashioned phone that doubles as a toilet.
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  Re: Ziggy's Joke o' the day (Fri, 12 Apr 2002)         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 12, 2008 23:25

nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:42C246E2.A42C049E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>>
>> Steve Siegfried wrote:
>>
>>> Folks,
>>>
>>> It rained yesterday. In...
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  Re: Ziggy's Joke o' the day (Fri, 12 Apr 2002)         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 12, 2008 23:24

Michael Balarama wrote:
> Dirty-mouthed gran chows soil daily
>
> October 13 2003 at 06:18AM
>
> Hong Kong - A 78-year-old woman in northern China has eaten an estimated 10
> tons of soil over the past 70 years, a news report said on Monday.
>
> Hao Fenglan, from Zhangwu county, Liaoning province, developed a taste for
> mud and dirt at the age of eight and says she feels physical discomfort if
> she does not eat a meal of dirt at least once every day.
>
> The diet has done her little apparent harm and she is in good health,
> according to the South China Morning Post. - Sapa-DP

Muddy: Oozy demon.

Oozy: Muddy zombie.

Axiom: Zombie that does high level math.
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