> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
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>> Drawbar: Make a picture of an alcohol selling establishment, or an
>> association of...

> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
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>> Banality: Causally evil tea.
>>
>> Banshee: To prohibit screaming women.
>>
>> Bisect: Gay religion.
>>
>> Bloomington: 2,000 blue Chinese vase.
>>
>> Bounty: Tea given as a reward for capturing criminals.

>
> What they run sweet steaming gins on: Tender coconut!

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>> Michael Balarama wrote:
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>>> "A New York fitness expert has released an exercise book for
>>> nuns called, "Changing Habits: The Sister's Workout." The
>>> Vatican rejected the original title, "Nuns of Steel.""

>>
>> Extraordinary bar nun!

>
> Bar nun? Wasn't that a famous circus?

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>> nemo wrote:
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>> nemo wrote:
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> Michael Balarama wrote:
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>> Why does Santa have three gardens?
>> So he can ho-ho-ho.
>>
>> What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
>> Frostybite.
>>
>> What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
>> Ribbon Hood.
>>
>> What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
>> I love Christmas, Eve.
>>
>> Why did they let the turkey join the band?
>> Because it had the drumsticks.
>> ...

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>> "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" wrote:
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>> On Mon, 7 Mar 2005 08:50:10 -0700, "Mos" wrote in
>> alt.tasteless.jokes in message

>>

>>>> "A Fried Chicken in Every Pot, And Some Damned Biscuits,
>>>> Too!" --

>>>
>>>Piss on the biscuits, I want some of those big fries.

>>
>> Bah! Fries are a last resort. Onion rings, or even red beans and

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>> nemo wrote:
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