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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 18, 2008 23:59

Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> On Fri, 30 Apr 2004 22:05:00 GMT, maelmill@eunet.at (Elisabeth Müller)
> wrote:
>
>>>>> That's because you kept jamming yourself in between me and my girlfriend!
>>>>> There's such a thing as etiquette, ya know; you could have just tapped me
>>>>on
>>>>> the shoulder and asked, "May I cut in?"!
>>>>
>>>>Isn't that Elisabeth's line?
>>>
>>>Lizzie is a wicked line dancer. You ought to see her ride that
>>>mechanical bull!
>>
>>Mechanical is for sissies.
>
> Someone ran out of batteries for herr vibrator *again*!

Vibrate Ting: Shaking Chinese.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 18, 2008 23:59

Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 19:16:32 +1000, "Pollywolly"
> ihug.com.au> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>>>> Hey, Keith. I want something involving 5yo's in the forest,
>>>>>>>>>>> chickens and Drolly-onna-spit...
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 18, 2008 23:59

ur_droll wrote:
> "MosZibby" wrote in message
> news:101la84hmm7mvb3@corp.supernews.com...
> :
> : "Larry Krzewinski" madmagazine.com> wrote in message
> : news:ne7l10dkf5v771f7u55ki9slruav74j811@4ax...
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 18, 2008 23:59

Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 12:16:26 -0700, "MosZibby" wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>Personally, I like the "??". That really gets to me.
>>>>>>>>But the "????" has merit of it's own. Read it a few...
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 18, 2008 23:58

Cherokee: Indian key?

Moo Ding: Musical Chinese cow.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 18, 2008 23:58

Guest login wrote:
> Ok, I have seen that there are some scotsmen here, so perhaps one of you
> could answer for me that question I have always wanted to ask a scotsman:
>
> How do mushrooms reproduce? Someone told me they use sporens. How?

Mushroom: room where people get kissed.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 18, 2008 23:58

Sheila Dundee wrote:
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 18, 2008 23:58

Rubies: Kangaroo/bee crossbreeds.

Roosters: Spinning kangaroos.

Rukaiser: Kangaroo HMO.
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 18, 2008 23:58

Methuselah Jones wrote:
> Carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of J.
> A. Mc. of alt.humor.puns make plain:
>
>> On Tue, 27 Apr 2004 22:26:08 +1000, "Pollywolly" atjfaq.com>
>> found these...
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Author: Tim Bruening
Date: May 18, 2008 23:57

"fredmiller@the.PC Ž" wrote:
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