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  Re: 2 To The First, 2 Cubed Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 30, 2008 00:34

nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:42EEF8DA.3C064B3F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>> Endear: I love the letter N.
>>
>> Endow: Shares of N on the stock market.
>>
>> Endue: Wet Ns in the morning.
>>
>> Enquire: Singing Ns in church.
>>
>> Ensue: N files a lawsuit.
>>
>
> N-Diagrams: Plans of telephone extension systems for installation on chicken
> farms.

The Chicken Net?
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  Re: 2 Cubed, 2 To The First Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 30, 2008 00:31

Terry Jones wrote:
>>> And this has upset almost everyone in the county causing a big
uproar.
>>>
>>> I'm going on a TIREade against it all....
>>
>>I wouldn't want to drink any tireade... yuck!
>
> I get tired without any aid at all.

Tire Ring: Ring that wears you out.

Wear Ring: Ring that makes you look clothed, but exhausts you.
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  Re: February 3 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 30, 2008 00:30

nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote in message
> news:418EA7B8.B3AA892A@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>>
>> GP of ATJ wrote:
>>
>>> "ur_droll" fuck.co> wrote in message
> ...
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  4/2 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 30, 2008 00:30

artyw wrote:
> "KIMEVANS" bigpond.com> wrote in message
news:news-server.bigpond.net.au>...
>> I think I may have caught bird flu....I'm feeling rather peckish.
>
> Osprey some decongestant and magpie you'll feel better.
One flu over the coo-coo nest.

Decongestant: Demon that clears up stuffy noses.

Defeating: Bell that lost.

Creaming: Dairy vase.

Flaming: Burning vase.

Hamming: Pig vase.
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  4/2 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 30, 2008 00:29

Gleaming: Shiny vase.

Priming: First vase.

Trimming: A fit vase.

Perfecting: Bell with no flaws.

Petting: Companion animal bell.
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  2/4 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 30, 2008 00:28

Kiddy: Young demon.

Middie: Demons in the Navy.

Quaddie: 1/4th of a demon.

Skiddie: A sliding demon.
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  2/4 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 30, 2008 00:28

Cheney: A chained knee.

Deadlock: A lock which kills.

Eternity: A tea which takes forever to drink.

Gridlock: Locks the electric grid.

Hobby: A fun loving bee.
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  Re: 1/30 Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 30, 2008 00:26

nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
> news:45C01545.B422D5EA@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>> Dungeoness: Female gaoler (US: jailer) Two peoples divided by a common
>> whassname...
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  Re: 5 Cubed Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 30, 2008 00:24

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  30 January Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Jan 30, 2008 00:20

Gable: Homosexual bull.

Gagetry: Tree that grows tools and machines.

Galore: Legends about gals.

Gamer: Homosexual ocean.

Gaming: Homosexual Chinese vase.
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