Author: Tim BrueningTim Bruening
Date: Jan 12, 2008 05:42
Michael Balarama wrote:
> was sent to me.:
> There once was a farmer who collected tractors. He had so many that
> he kept them in barns. However, he eventually grew tired of the hobby.
> So he set fire to the tractors. A neighbor found the farmer standing
> outside a barn, sucking the smoke out in attempt to make the fire burn
> hotter. "What's going on?" asked the neighbor. "Well," the farmer
said,
> "I used to love these machines, but now I've become an ex-tractor
fan."
Then the tractors committed crimes, becoming con-tractors.
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