Why did this bloke who'd emigrated to Greece from that country's largest
island get treated like shit wherever he went??

Because he was an ex-Cretian!

And what's the most common jellyfish you get in the waters around that
island?

The Portuguese Minoa!

Nemo.
Ohhhh! It's still like being in heaven, to retire in 2007.
And plenty of food on my plate, the first day of 2008!

Smacking: King who slaps people.

Snacking: King who eats a lot.

Sneaking: Shoe king.

Sneaking: King who's good at not being seen.

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Example: A nicely plump person who has become far too slim.

Extol: Former highway charge.

Sucking: King of straws or baby king.

Working: King doing a job.

Yanking: King who pulls stuff.

Shakespeare: Vibrating weapon that writes plays.

Submachine Gun: Weapon of underwater armies.

Tank: Another weapon of underwater armies.

Turnpike: A spinning spear like weapon.

Sinking: Descending wet king.

Snooking: Deceiving king.

Stinking: Bad smelling king.

Taking: King who steals.

Seeking: See the king run.

Seeking: Ocean king.

Seeker: Dog who searches.

Shaking: Vibrating king.

Shaking: Powerful king.

Picking: King of lifting things.

Pocking: Acne king.

Pucking: Hockey king.

Puking: Vomit king.

Quaking: Religious pacifist king.

Making: King of the 5th month.

Nuking: Young king.

Nuking: King with WMDs.

Plucking: King of pulling feathers.

Picking: Mining or harvesting or mountain climbing or hockey king.

Peeking: Urinating king.

Peking: Chinese king.

Plunking: King who plops things down.

Poking: Gambling king.

Punking: Comedian king.

Pun Ting: Chinese comedian.

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