My wife bought a corset top with plaid inserts. She has a dress with a
similar plaid and is off to buy a plaid skirt. I asked her if she is tartan
up her wardrobe.

Nick Coal (Nicole), Nick Oil, Nick Natural Gas, Nick Nuclear, Nick
Solar, Nick Wind, Nick Biofuel. Each can conjure or derive energy from
the source named in their last name.

Did you hear about the idiot who got a lump and went to see an oncologist to
see if it was malignorant?

There was an even bigger idiot who went to see an oncologist to try to get
his motor horn fixed!

Nemo.
Olabisi Akinbiyi: "Why can't you ever be serious?"
Me: "Because it's the serious people who cause all the trouble!"

Sir F. A. Rien gbr.online.com> wrote:

A black whole?

http://www.googlyfoogly.com/videos/School-Canteen-Prank.html

Find out if you are one of the pranked students in this video!

Did you hear about the old par

140 days since Christmas.

150 days since my stepdad's 81st birthday.

150 days to my stepdad's 81st birthday.

10052 days since the election of Ronald Reagan!