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(En post zelf ook eens een leuke grap/mop!)

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New E-mail Virus:

I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus.

Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of
this one.
It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1960.

Symptoms:

1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.

2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail.

3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.

4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.

5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.

6. Causes you to hit 'SEND' before you've finished.

7. Causes you to hit 'DELETE' instead of 'SEND.'

8. Causes you to hit 'SEND' when you should 'DELETE.'

IT IS CALLED THE 'C-NILE VIRUS.'

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His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning
Finnegan. "Did she say anything before she died?" asked the sergeant. "She
spoke without interruption for about forty years," said the Irishman.

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Een decollete is als de zon: je mag er naar kijken maar je moet er niet in
staren.

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Bel ik een bedrijf, krijg ik zo'n elektronische muts aan de lijn.
Voor de financiele administratie toets: een
Voor de afdeling verkoop toets: twee
Voor de afdeling inkoop toets: drie
Voor technische ondersteuning toets: vier
Voor mondharmonica muziek toets: Tielemans

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Two men were riding a motorcycle on a windy winter day. When it became too
windy for the passenger, he put his jacket on backwards to keep the wind
from blowing it open. A few miles down the road, the motorcycle hit a tree,
killing the driver instantly and stunning the passenger. Later, when a
detective visited the scene, he asked a policeman standing nearby what
happened. "Well," the officer replied, "one of them was dead when I got
here, and by the time I got the other one's head straightened around, he was
dead, too."

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Two bats were hanging upside down, next to each other... 'You know what I'm
dreading as I grow old?' asked one. 'No, what's that?' 'Incontinence!'

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Dangerous new virus:

A dangerous new virus is being distributed electronically. It is called the
Worm Overload Recreation Killer (WORK). You can get WORK from your boss or
colleagues. Do not touch it. The virus will wipe out your private life. If
you come into contact with WORK, there are two antidotes. You can purchase
Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination
Rebooter (BEER). They're available at your local grocery store. Take
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated. Forward this warning
to five friends. If you don't have five friends, you're already infected
with WORK and it is controlling your life.

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