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Re: OT: Get a life         


Author: Ilpo Schafer
Date: Jun 27, 2008 11:19

Oli ilahduttavaa nähdä TV:stä, että maamme jaloin kerros oli panemassa
kapuloita rattaisiin niin TVO:n kuin Pohjolan voiman/KTM:n kaltaisille
ydinkansanmurhahankeaikojille lain sallimissa puitteissa oivasti lisäksi.

On ensiarvoisen hyvä havaita, että viimein alkaa löytymään oikeaa otetta ja
ydinalan hyssyttely mm. CO2 varjoharhansa alla alkaa loppumaan.

Syvä kunnioittava kumarrus teille seiniin kiinnittyneille valioille. On
ensiarvoisen tärkeää pistää kapuloita ydinrikosten tekijöiden rattaisiin
tässä ja nyt. Nimenomaan myös valitsemallanne "näkyvällä" tavalla. Nyt Suomi
taistelee olemassaolostaan 80 000km2 kokoisia uraanikaivoksia ja Askolan
isotooppihankkeitten kaltaisia ydinterroristejamme vastaan aina Posivan
kansainvälisiä ydintunkiontuottajia myöten!
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Re: OT: Get a life         


Author: Molly Mockford
Date: Jun 27, 2008 12:35

At 13:19:14 on Fri, 27 Jun 2008, Ilpo Schafer dragon.com>
wrote in tilbake.net>:
>Oli ilahduttavaa nähdä TV:stä, että maamme jaloin kerros oli panemassa
>kapuloita rattaisiin niin TVO:n kuin Pohjolan voiman/KTM:n kaltaisille
>ydinkansanmurhahankeaikojille lain sallimissa puitteissa oivasti lisäksi.

etc. etc.

Directed to:

Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet.d
Followup-To:
sfnet.keskustelu.ihmissuhteet,sfnet.tori.myydaan.muut,sfnet.viestinta.nyy
ssit

OK, I've been around Usenet for a wee while now. But I simply cannot
figure out WTF is the point of the likes of this! Does the eejit really
think that we, in a newsgroup such as this, would post follow-ups to its
post to three unknown newsgroups in (presumably) Finnish? Its content
us meaningless to (99.9999%% of) us; and we are hardly going to
disseminate stuff we cannot, and do not wish to, understand.

All I can make out is a reference to "Suomi" - Finland - and 80,000 sq
km. I reckon I should consider myself lucky.
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Re: OT: Get a life         


Author: Peter Manders
Date: Jun 27, 2008 15:28

On Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:35:50 +0100, Molly Mockford
wrote:
>I Think We Should Be Told.

I don't think it's ahbou material. This is what Google translation
makes of it:

It was gratifying to see on TV, that our country jaloin floor had been
engaged in the implementation of
kapuloita the wheels so TVO's the power of the Nordic / KTM's like
ydinkansanmurhahankeaikojille allowed by law under the oivasti
addition.

It is of paramount good to see that finally begins löytymään the
correct grip and
Nuclear hyssyttely mm. CO2 varjoharhansa below begins an end.
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Re: OT: Get a life         


Author: Philip
Date: Jun 29, 2008 01:43

Tune in to alt.humor.best-of-usenet.d again next week when
you'll hear Molly Mockford say:
> Is it Finnish porn? Or Finnish Rolex spam? Or offers to
> extend all Finnish male accoutrements by two and a half
> inches? (What, in those temperatures??)
>
> I Think We Should Be Told.

It is swearing, ROT-13d as per Jeffrey's request.

--
Bye,
Philip
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Re: OT: Get a life         


Author: Molly Mockford
Date: Jun 29, 2008 03:10

At 10:43:03 on Sun, 29 Jun 2008, Philip wrote in
<48674b80$0$14354$e4fe514c@news.xs4all.nl>:
>Tune in to alt.humor.best-of-usenet.d again next week when
>you'll hear Molly Mockford say:
>
>> Is it Finnish porn? Or Finnish Rolex spam? Or offers to
>> extend all Finnish male accoutrements by two and a half
>> inches? (What, in those temperatures??)
>>
>> I Think We Should Be Told.
>
>It is swearing, ROT-13d as per Jeffrey's request.

Ohttre zr, I never thought of that.
--
Molly Mockford
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety
deserve neither liberty nor safety - Benjamin Franklin
(My Reply-To address *is* valid, though may not remain so for ever.)
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Re: OT: Get a life         


Author: Henriette Kress
Date: Jun 29, 2008 23:36

Molly Mockford wrote:
> Is it Finnish porn? Or Finnish Rolex spam? Or offers to extend all
> Finnish male accoutrements by two and a half inches? (What, in *those*
> temperatures??)

It's a Finnish paranoid schizophreniac who's just a teensy bit off his meds.

Hetta

--
Henriette Kress, AHG Helsinki, Finland
Henriette's herbal homepage: http://www.henriettesherbal.com
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Re: OT: Get a life         


Author: Richard Bos
Date: Jun 29, 2008 23:28

Henriette Kress spamcop.net> wrote:
> Molly Mockford wrote:
>
>> Is it Finnish porn? Or Finnish Rolex spam? Or offers to extend all
>> Finnish male accoutrements by two and a half inches? (What, in *those*
>> temperatures??)
>
> It's a Finnish paranoid schizophreniac who's just a teensy bit off his meds.

What _is_ the Finnish equivalent of MI5?

Richard
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Re: OT: Get a life         


Author: Henriette Kress
Date: Jun 30, 2008 01:40

rlb@hoekstra-uitgeverij.nl (Richard Bos) wrote:
> Henriette Kress spamcop.net> wrote:
>
>> It's a Finnish paranoid schizophreniac who's just a teensy bit off his meds.
>
> What _is_ the Finnish equivalent of MI5?

Dunno that we even have a secrit service, if that's what MI5 is.

Hetta

--
Henriette Kress, AHG Helsinki, Finland
Henriette's herbal homepage: http://www.henriettesherbal.com
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Re: OT: Get a life         


Author: Percy Picacity
Date: Jun 30, 2008 03:44

Henriette Kress spamcop.net> wrote in
news:tu6h649gf06478iv9porasmf9jc8ikqaa9@4ax.com:
> rlb@hoekstra-uitgeverij.nl (Richard Bos) wrote:
>
>> Henriette Kress spamcop.net> wrote:
>>
>>> It's a Finnish paranoid schizophreniac who's just a teensy bit
>>> off his meds.
>>
>> What _is_ the Finnish equivalent of MI5?
>
> Dunno that we even have a secrit service, if that's what MI5 is.
>
> Hetta
>

Of course you don't know, it is a sekrit!

--
Percy Picacity
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Re: OT: Get a life         


Author: Philip
Date: Jun 30, 2008 06:15

Tune in to alt.humor.best-of-usenet.d again next week when
you'll hear Percy Picacity say:
>> Dunno that we even have a secrit service, if that's
>> what MI5 is.
>>
>
> Of course you don't know, it is a sekrit!

Not according to their website, it isn't:

THE FINNISH SECURITY POLICE

Suojelupoliisi (SUPO) is the Finnish security police. As a
police unit that specializes in the prevention of security
threats of the State, the Security Police participates with
other authorities in the protection of parliamentary
democracy and the security interests of the society. The
Director of the Security Police is Mr. Ilkka Salmi.
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