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Group: alt.humor.bestofusenet.d · Group Profile
Author: David Kastrup
Date: Sep 11, 2008 13:58

"John W. Krahn" example.com> writes:

[...]
> Well, that's true, but most typical Usenet discussions are pointless
> anyway. Mostly it's people nitpicking each other over trivia or
> demonstrating their failure to understand the concept of civilised
> discussion or asking others to do their homework for them or doing
> their homework for them or refusing to do their homework for them or
> explaining why they are refusing to do their homework for them or
> explaining that it really truly honestly isn't homework even though it
> looks a bit like it or attempting to persuade you to buy
> pharmaceutical goods from strangers over the Internet that you would
> hesitate to accept as a gift from the family doctor you've known and
> loved for thirty years or nodding to each other over in-jokes the
> point of which was reasonably well-known a decade ago but is now known
> only to four or five people currently using the group or complaints
> about topicality or complaints about complaints about topicality or
> complaints about complaints about complaints about topicality or
> plugging their religion or attacking their religion or explaining why
> it is not a good idea to plug a religion or attack a religion on
> Usenet or a statistical analysis of pointless discussions of the last
> month broken down by poster frequency and by newsreader and by
> original text and by any useless category you can think of or people
> posting replies that demonstrate beyond doubt that they have either
> not read or at least not understood the post to which they are
> replying or people trying to persuade you to use their rather lame
> excuse for an open source software package or people posting just to
> say how deeply and abidingly they hate everything that some other
> person stands for on the rather tenuous assumption that anyone else
> has the slightest interest or people taking a stab at posting the
> longest sentence without commas in the history of comp.programming
> that anyone can remember without actually checking on the pretext of
> ranting about how pointless most typical Usenet discussions are and
> then telling you that the sentence in question contains 337 words.

I still prefer Joyce. "...I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put
the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red
yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as
well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes
and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first
I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my
breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said
yes I will Yes." has more class for ending a 20-page sentence than the
above. <URL:http://www.claddaghireland.com/library/molly.htm>

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David Kastrup, Kriemhildstr. 15, 44793 Bochum
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