>It is alleged that Mother claimed:

>> Damn pinko liberal.
>>
>> What's wrong with flogging, castration or hysterectomy (depending
>> on availability), burning at the stake, repeatedly banging on the
>> head with 3 taped-together copies of yellow pages while getting
>> Molly, Kat and Mother to bellow Morris dance tunes into their ears
>> in one-part harmony with the volume set to 11 (pace Spinal Tap),

>Well, for one thing, by definition you cannot have a "one part
>harmony". You need at least two parts to get a harmony. With only one
>part, you've got nothing more than a melody, if you're lucky.

> From: "Glenn Dowdy" hp.nospam.com>
> Newsgroups: alt.fan.cecil-adams
> Subject: Re: Local Stupidity-
>
> "Veronique" gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1162404290.863593.20500@e64g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...

>>
>> Oh yeah, I like Tom Waits' voice too. But I'm also a bagpipe, banjo,
>> and accordion fan.
>>

> Worst. Mozart. Concerto. Ever.

> It is alleged that Percy Picacity claimed:
>

>> It is at least arguable that IT systems should facilitate human
>> affairs rather than vice versa. On the grounds of res ipsa
>> loquitur, can the administrators of the FAQ system not delete the
>> old account and allow the present moderators to set up a new FAQ
>> for the group on new account? Or is there some seething,
>> dog-in-the-manger-style dispute going on that we don't know
>> about?

>
> If Hetta, Aaron, et al could provide adequate proof that they are
> authorized to cancel that account, they could simply make the
> changes needed to update the FAQ.
>

> Richard Heathfield wrote:

>> I thought you guys weren't using duke.edu any more. Am I

> behind the curve again?

> No, the FAQ is. Note the "last-modified" date.

>Subject: Re: Lance Wants More
>From: "aeiouy" vowels.com>
>Newsgroups: rec.running
>
>"LSmith" gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:1165636201.706295.234090@j44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...

>>
>> 12/8/06
>>
>> Runner's World: "Lance Armstrong has announced he's coming back to the
>> ING New York City marathon in 2007. What are your feelings about his
>> repeated attention here and the amount of attention he gets? Is this
>> something that you welcome or do you sort of have mixed feelings about
>> it"?
>>
>> Mary Wittenberg, RD & NYRR President: "I welcome it".

>
>"What are your feelings about his repeated attention whoring and the amount
>of attention he gets? ...