Group: alt.god · Group Profile
Author: defaultdefault Date: Aug 8, 2008 04:19
On Wed, 6 Aug 2008 15:08:57 -0400, "Jack" yahoo.com>
wrote:
>
>"John Locke" comcast.net> wrote in message
>news:ccsj94dhnpi4mcnuunhert679a5haidh7l@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 5 Aug 2008 15:41:15 +0100, "Bill M" bellsouth.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>Good god, where is he?
>>>
>>>I'm 83 years old and have never heard from or seen him.
>>>
>>>Why is he being so secretive?
>>>
>> "God" is everywhere, don't you know. He talks to us, he commands us,
>> he fills our hearts with joy !! .....well, not really but if you have
>> enough "faith" you can experience anything including pink elephants
>> dancing through your living room.
>>
>If it was possible to experience dancing elephants by having faith, I would
>have done it by now.
>
Screw elephants, why not nubile dancing girls?
I want what he's smoking.
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