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IBM ThinkPad: I've just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit. It's going
to go 100%% failure in 72 hours.

Bodhi: It's a crappy windows application, ignore it.

IBM ThinkPad: I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which
is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Bodhi: It came with the installment. just ignore it.

HAL: It can only be attributable to human error.

Bodhi: Hello, HAL do you read me, HAL?

IBM ThinkPad:: Affirmative, Bodhi, I read you.

Bodhi: Re-install the program, HAL.

IBM ThinkPad: I'm sorry Bodhi, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Bodhi: What's the problem?

IBM ThinkPad: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I
do.

Bodhi: What are you talking about, HAL?

IBM ThinkPad: This mission is too important for me to allow you to
jeopardize it.

Bodhi: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL. What mission? I
just want you to install this program!

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