The alt.flame Who's Who - A user's guide to the flora, fauna, and
fuckheada of alt.flame. Copyright 1995(c) Castle Anthrax Productions.
All rights reserved. All factual errors at least gotten wrong with
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This is a biased report. ((tm) Harlan Ellison)

-> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk - "What a pathetic bunch of
driftwood these prozac-popping net.knobs are. Perhaps *the* shortest
war in *the* history of *the* Usenet. To summarize, we went and stated
something along the lines of: All right kids, saddle up and move out
because we are officially claiming this swamp as alt.flame territory.
The response was an unequivocally unified 'Take it! It's yours!'
"As Sun-tzu said 'The true art of war is to subdue the enemy without
fighting.' Well Sun, what if the enemy is subdued and doesn't want to
fight? What the hell is someone supposed to do when the opposing army
collectively throws like a girl and cries to mama? Keep the tanks
rolling I suppose." -- Joel A. Sutherland

"Avoid normal situations."
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