When I hear some moron whining about how animals are used as test
subjects, and have shampoo and other chemicals rubbed into their eyes
and mouths; frankly, I couldn't give a WALLABY'S BEHIND less. I mean,
it's about time animals did something for us humans! Besides, getting
some shaving cream rubbed in your eyes every few days is nothing
compared to agonizing HELL of going into WAL-MART and listening to
Boston's "More Than A Feeling" blaring over the loudspeakers for the
60th time that day, all while restocking the linen shelf and listening
to old ladies argue over fabric sizes. When do I get to be as lazy as
animals do? When I'm 40 years old!? Oh, and DON'T GET ME STARTED ON
OLD PEOPLE. All in all, I say SCREW THE ANIMALS! Man, I'm pissed!
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