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  'Body Of Christ' Snatched From Church, Held Hostage By UCF Student - News Story - WFTV Orlando         


Author: Ensign Lord Admiral Robert T. Chatterton
Date: Jul 10, 2008 23:42

Guy takes magic cracker. People threaten to kill him or at least send
him to hell.

http://www.wftv.com/news/16798008/detail.html

...but wait, there's more:

Guy frightened by death threats returns magic cracker; church assholes
say it's a hate crime!

http://www.wftv.com/news/16806050/detail.html

P Z Myers says it's just a goddamn cracker!

http://tinyurl.com/5kuum7

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- the Queen's Master of the High and Salty Seas
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  Re: History Channel says ' life began in the sea "... since when is hydrogen and oxygen alive ?         


Author: Father Haskell
Date: Jul 10, 2008 18:58

On Jul 10, 4:30 pm, old man joe home.com> wrote:
> the ocean contains some 70 trace elements along with hydrogen and
> oxygen but none of it's alive... by some miracle of intellect the sons
> of Satan have obeyed their father in believing life came from elements
> never alive to this day. pretty neat trick...

Hydrogen and oxygen aren't normally found separate in water.
At any rate, it's harder to have life without water than without
god(s).
> and they say the
> Christian is stupid !

Whatever.
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  Re: Evolutionists please help ! Exactly which non-living elements do I need to create life ? ? ?         


Author: Ensign Lord Admiral Robert T. Chatterton
Date: Jul 10, 2008 00:11

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, old man joe spake thusly...
>
> let's see... all the elements making up the human body are not
> alive...
>
> elements are not alive...
>
> no amino acids are alive...
>
> heat, electricity, and magnetism is not alive...
>
> the " building blocks of life " are not alive...
>
> " primordial soup " is not alive...
>
> obviously, " they surpress the truth " ( Ro. 1:18 ) that God
> created all things and gave it, and us, life.
>

Gee, it's obvious that somebody never went to college.
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