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  Re: Curing hypertension: 2PD-OMER Approach versus LAP-banding.         


Author: St. Jackanapes
Date: Jul 23, 2008 00:53

In sci.med.cardiology, Andrew B. Chung, Failed Doctor pulled a finger
from a drippy orifice and typed...

[CHOPPED CHUNGIAN LIES]

Your 2PD-BONER Diet is nothing more than vapor diet. If I'm wrong, then
show us the studies you have had done by third parties.

** And please do *not* remove my home newsgroup from the reply.

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St. Jackanapes
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Man is certainly stark mad. He can=3Ft make a flea
~ but makes gods by the dozen. ~ Montaigne, 1588
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VISIT DR. CHUNG'S CAT HOUSE FOR LUNCH: http://tinyurl.com/39gbog
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  Re: Practicing scientifically anchored medicine.         


Author: St. Jackanapes
Date: Jul 22, 2008 23:57

In sci.med.cardiology, Andrew Bonehead Chung, former cardiologist pulled
a finger from a drippy orifice and typed...
>
> convicted friend %% wrote:
>> Andrew, in the Holy Spirit, boldly wrote:
>>
>>
>> i'm sorry...
>
> Such is the state of all those stricken with type-2 diabetes.
>
> May we, who are Christians (either Jew or gentile), continue to pray
> for your perishing soul, dear %%:
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  Re: The Difference Between Agnostic and Athiest you ask?         


Author: St. Jackanapes
Date: Jul 22, 2008 21:23

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, old man joe pulled a finger from a drippy
orifice and typed...
> knowing God is life eternal.

Then why does everyone die?

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Man is certainly stark mad. He can=3Ft make a flea
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  The Great Photoshop War of 2008         


Author: St. Jackanapes
Date: Jul 22, 2008 21:21

This is hilarious - its from Tom the Dancing Bug...

http://tinyurl.com/photoshopwar08

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Man is certainly stark mad. He can=3Ft make a flea
~ but makes gods by the dozen. ~ Montaigne, 1588
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  Re: The Difference Between Agnostic and Athiest you ask?         


Author: Father Haskell
Date: Jul 22, 2008 16:13

On Jul 22, 6:38 am, old man joe home.com> wrote:

(plagiarized horseshit snipped)

The athiest is athier than the agnostic?
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  Saint Jiggleapoopanator is a fat lying old senile greaseball         


Author: Borked Pseudo Mailed
Date: Jul 22, 2008 05:12

The legal owner of the domain name, jackanapes.ws is, in fact, Robert Thomas Chatterton who is currently living in Marysville, Ohio and used to live in Plain City, Ohio (Hick town LOL).

He thinks by equating his name with famous people who happened to have the same name is going to throw people off. LOL

Chatterton is a pathological liar. He lied for years and told people his name was, "Larry Jackowski" just to save his own wrinkled, saggy ass.

He's so obsessed with his hatred for Christians, that he'd do anything to make them look bad, including forging fake evidence about Dr. Chung or anybody who pisses him off.

Chatt-er-ton is, in fact, divorced. This was probably because as an atheist, he never cared about marriage or anything to do with morality.

His wife probably was tired of him being on his computer for 19 hours a day. Plus, the fact that he has a nasty temper and a bad attitude.

Chatterton is an extremely sick individual that should seek professional psychiatric help immediately for his anger, hatred, and unnatural obsessions with male sex organs.

His illogical prejudice towards Christians and other ethnic groups shows signs of a paranoid and sociopathic mind, possibly bi-polar, that should be treated with medication.

Otherwise, one day, Chatterton will probably become so angry and obsessive that it'll consume his whole life to the point where he ends up homeless.

His frequent use of the word, "cunt" shows that he not only hates women but also has no respect for them, which would also explain why he's divorced. Yeah, typical atheist.

His illogical way of blaming, "the Christians" for every war and act of human injustice is a sign of a true psychopath. And asshole.

It's really just the same kind of religious prejudice that Adolf Hitler used towards the Jews.

Chatterton is also a racist and has used many racial slurs over the years. We've even found posts were he has bragged about having sex with children.

In the past, Robby boy has had encounters with the law regarding his drug use, of which he's often bragged about. LOL, *only* an atheist would brag about substance abuse. As if that's an accomplishment.

There seems to be a strong correlation between atheism and substance abuse. Consider all the atheist hippies back in the 60's and 70's that took drugs.

I guess it's probably because most atheists aren't happy. This newsgroups is living proof of that.

I've read valid psychological studies that show that people are happier with religion in their lives.

But any-hoo, Robby boy is a poor excuse for a human being in every way, shape, and form.

His intense hatred doesn't even extend to religious people; It would appear that he's got people on his website that aren't even Christian.
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  Religulous - a new movie         


Author: Velvet Elvis
Date: Jul 21, 2008 17:29

Bill Maher takes a look at religion. The trailer is a hoot.

http://www.lionsgate.com/religulous/
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  Re: Here's how it all started ( as if you didn't know )         


Author: yowie
Date: Jul 21, 2008 04:35

On Mon, 21 Jul 2008 06:48:53 -0400, old man joe wrote:
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> God created the heavens and the earth, plants, animals and man,
> and gave them life. God alone possesses life. ( Jn. 1:1-4 )

What gave God life?
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  Re: Daily Spirit-guided health tip for 07/19/08         


Author: Agent Haskell, IRS
Date: Jul 21, 2008 00:14

On Jul 19, 8:50 pm, "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" thetruth.com>
wrote:
> Kevysmom wrote:
>> Dr Chung,
>
>> A new study out shows 89 percent of childrens food is garbage. What do
>> you think will be the health result from children eating such
>> garbage?
>
> Honey is nutritious but it too can make you sick if you eat too much
> of it (Proverbs 25:16).

It means you can feed children 89%% garbage and 11%%
assorted other filler ingredients without killing them. DO
try to pay attention.
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  CrAzY Christians Kooks should have been Keel-Hauled!         


Author: St. Jackanapes
Date: Jul 20, 2008 16:48

Baptisms, Boaters Clashing In Soddy-Daisy
by Jim Ashley
posted July 19, 2008

Churches in Soddy-Daisy that plan to perform baptisms at public boat
ramps will now have to first contact City Hall. That was the decision of
the Soddy-Daisy Commission during its meeting this week.

The unanimous decision was made following a report by Commissioner Geno
Shipley, who said that on the Fourth of July, a local church held
baptism services at a public boat ramp for about 40 people. And while
the services were taking place, an individual with a boat to launch
became impatient and went ahead and put it in the water.

=3FI think it=3Fs real rude to do something like that,=3F Commissioner Shipley
said.

=3FI don=3Ft know if it=3Fs legal or illegal,=3F but maybe there should be a
sign at public boat docks stating that boaters should respect a baptism
service and not launch boats until the service is over, he said.

City Attorney Sam Elliott noted that the boat ramp is one of only a few
in the area for public use and that the law stipulates that =3Fyou can=3Ft
hinder religion, but you can=3Ft advance it either.=3F
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