||||| MILITIA TSAR REVEALS INFLATION ADJUSTED GASOLINE PRICES ARE
LOWER TODAY THAN THEY WERE IN 1980 ||||

As you can see in this attached image (if your or somebody's software
hasn't
removed it), gas peaked at $1.20 a gallon in 1980 and has gone down
ever
since in inflation-adjusted dollars, resuming an upward trend during
the
last nine years. A big bowl-shaped price trend. This spells
"speculators".

Thank the democrats for the inflation.

Thank the republicans for the price going down.

Thank yourselves for enjoying declining gas prices for twenty years,
followed by ten years of gas increases, suddenly getting worse as the
curve
peaks up. The chart looks like gas is going to keep on going up until
it's
high enough to squelch demand---of course. $6.00? $20.00? Who can
say? The
public is quite willing to put its soul in hock to afford the teensy
little
$160,000 motorized skateboards that are going to be flying down
several
electrified crosscountry megahighways by 2029. I've seen those cars in
a
dream that made me cry. They've got mouse ears, silvered lower halves
of
windows, very wide tires, no protection, and do 400 mph cruising. The
pieces of cars and people alongside the 28 lane ferrocrete runways
they'll
call "crosscountries" by then simply won't be safe to pick up. When
you
wreck, you and your car and your kids will be burger and metal for a
mile or
so.

The party may be over, now, as gasoline has three times tested the
inflation-adjusted cieling of $1.10 a gallon and is now trying to head
for
the old $1.20 ($4.00 inflated).

Of course, in inflated dollars, the right end of the chart looks like
the
end of the world rapture of Christ and his saints.

It's a bubble. It will pop. I hope. This is not a stock bubble but a
commodity bubble. I'm not sure it's going to pop all that much.

Fuck you all for ruining my life's savings. I may be living under a
bridge
by the time I'm sixty, with worthless thousand dollar bills in my
pockets,
thanks to your fat shanks and bottomless credit card appetites.

Love,
wannabe Jesus Christ