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  Re: Kwanzaa Puns         


Author: nemo
Date: Dec 31, 2006 12:20

"Tim Bruening" wrote in message
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>
> Soaring: Ring that rises.
>
> Sorely: Hurting or rising Korean.
>
> Sorority: Tea drunk by female Greek college groups.
>
> Sorrow: Row of grief.
>
> Sorted: Rising Ted.

Soarfega: What pilots clean their hands with.
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  Re: WHAT IS ALL THIS PUNS CRAP? Stored Product Moths! :o)         


Author: Double-Aces
Date: Dec 30, 2006 15:50

All the stuff they've given me checks out as correct and I've had virtually
no side-effects.

Just try stopping them, then you have the side effects and get rushed to the
hospital where the Doctors make more money. Cigarette smokers have no side
effects either, until they try to stop. Bye the way, their is no drug made
or prescribed that has no side effects. Warfarin's are here...
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/drug-information/DR202050 did you know
that if you cut yourself shaving or brush your teeth so hard that your gums
bleed that you could bleed to death. I think that officially counts as a
side effect, don't you?

Don't get me wrong, if you need them you need them. Saying however that they
are without side effects is ignorant.

Yea yea yea!!!

"nemo" wrote in message
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>
> "Double-Aces" <fishermans.cove@comcast.net> wrote in message
> news:DbudnftwOoXaDAjYnZ2dnUVZ_tOmnZ2d@comcast...
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  Re: NOT MORE FUCKING PUNS ON "ALT.JOKES NEWSGROUP" Re: Boxing Day Puns         


Author: nemo
Date: Dec 30, 2006 06:56

"Sir F. A. Rien" gbr.online.com> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 28 Dec 2006 23:02:20 +1300, "Frank" home.com> found these
> unused words floating about:
>
>>NOT MORE FUCKING PUNS ON "ALT.JOKES" NEWSGROUP
>>
>>THIS IS NO FUCKING JOKE
>>
>
> Timmette & Numbo's grasp of history as well as proper posting is in the
same
> bottomless pit. Always out of reach.
>
> Frank'ly speaking ... Give it up and just KF the babies.
>
>
Take no notice. He just can't stand me being Numbo One Punster!
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  Re: WHAT IS ALL THIS PUNS CRAP - MAN THIS IS A JOKES NEWSGROUP YOU POST JOKES HERE Re: Christmas Puns         


Author: nemo
Date: Dec 30, 2006 04:12

"Double-Aces" <fishermans.cove@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> Just being myself there for a minute. God bless you and yours in the New
> Year to come.
>
>
>
Fan queue.

(You see these outside electrical stores in very hot weather.)

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  Victoria Day Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Dec 30, 2006 00:32

"J. A. Mc." wrote:

On Sun, 8 Feb 2004 00:40:27 -0000, "The unknowable"

found
these unused words floating about:
>
>"J. A. Mc." gbr.online.com> wrote in message
>news:9iva209pu7fotke28on2e9lqa0q5b2cvii@4ax.com...
>> Because of high winds and soil loss, many farmers prefer to plow on

the
>> lower slopes for their flower production. This gives them a happy
vale in
>> tines.
>>
>> -- see you gals & guys in a few weeks.
>
>Y'all be careful now no travails on your travels. Send us a card from
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  Victoria Day Puns         


Author: Tim Bruening
Date: Dec 30, 2006 00:24

nemo wrote:
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  Re: WHAT IS ALL THIS PUNS CRAP - MAN THIS IS A JOKES NEWSGROUP YOU POST JOKES HERE Re: Christmas Puns         


Author: Double-Aces
Date: Dec 29, 2006 13:30

Just being myself there for a minute. God bless you and yours in the New
Year to come.

"nemo" wrote in message
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> "Double-Aces" <fishermans.cove@comcast.net> wrote in message
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  Re: WHAT IS ALL THIS PUNS CRAP? Stored Product Moths! :o)         


Author: Double-Aces
Date: Dec 27, 2006 20:18

Yo, better restart those beta blockers and PLEASE do not start a stupid war
with me. I always win.....Really as you can plainly see from my posting
form. http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2962850850015278001Sqzsqw Now
just surrender, I am far intellectually superior (just not saying to
what).....

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  Re: WHAT IS ALL THIS PUNS CRAP - MAN THIS IS A JOKES NEWSGROUP YOU POST JOKES HERE Re: Christmas Puns         


Author: Double-Aces
Date: Dec 27, 2006 20:13

Tell me again how bad top posting is? I keep on forgetting. Yo if you are
interested, this is what a top poster looks like....

http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2978821510015278001xllZDp

You can plainly see that the Lord has given me an overdose of good
character. Great looks too!!!! I am so bashfull.. Well golly gee.....

"nemo" wrote in message
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> Doesn't stop you top posting though, does it?
>
> Ooops!
>
> :o)
>
> "Double-Aces"
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  Re: WHAT IS ALL THIS PUNS CRAP - MAN THIS IS A JOKES NEWSGROUP YOU POST JOKES HERE Re: Christmas Puns         


Author: nemo
Date: Dec 27, 2006 18:39

Doesn't stop you top posting though, does it?

Ooops!

:o)

"Double-Aces" <fishermans.cove@comcast.net> wrote in message
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> You can always see where I am or have been. The action increases from 2 to
> 500 fold...
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