Mexicans are angry that the United States might protect its own
borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and stay
indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind
these Mexicans. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when
you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say,
"I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and
swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm
hardworking and honest -- except for when I broke into your house."
According to the Mexicans:

* You are required to let me stay in your house!

* You are required to add me to your family's insurance plan!

* You are required to educate my kids!

* You are required to provide other benefits to me and to my family
(my husband will do all of your yard work because he is also
hardworking and honest, except for that breaking-in part)!

* If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my
friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my
right to be there!