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Fri. 5/9 'Will it Float?' Sorcery         


Author: Brady
Date: May 9, 2008 19:56

Earlier tonight, I used a Parker Brothers Ouija brand talking board to
summon the spirit of Irene Ryan. She told me that there will be no 'Will
it Float?' tonight. However, she went on to say that if there *is* a
'Will it Float?' tonight, tonight's 'Will it Float?' item will be ...
some sort of high-viscosity goo in a plastic container.

Brady
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Re: Fri. 5/9 'Will it Float?' Sorcery         


Author: Helen Read
Date: May 9, 2008 19:58

Brady wrote:
> Earlier tonight, I used a Parker Brothers Ouija brand talking board to
> summon the spirit of Irene Ryan. She told me that there will be no 'Will
> it Float?' tonight.

I just hope that Penn & Teller can save Magicians Week. So far, I have
hated each magician more than the last.
> However, she went on to say that if there *is* a
> 'Will it Float?' tonight, tonight's 'Will it Float?' item will be ...
> some sort of high-viscosity goo in a plastic container.

Sounds like the stuff we use for greasing slides on a horn (or Wagner
tuba). Definitely float.

--
HPR (misses the Wagner tubas)

http://homepages.together.net/~hpr/daveorama/
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Re: Fri. 5/9 'Will it Float?' Sorcery         


Author: Brady
Date: May 9, 2008 20:26

Helen Read wrote:
> Brady wrote:
>> Earlier tonight, I used a Parker Brothers Ouija brand talking board to
>> summon the spirit of Irene Ryan. She told me that there will be no
>> 'Will it Float?' tonight.
>
> I just hope that Penn & Teller can save Magicians Week. So far, I have
> hated each magician more than the last.

I have high hopes for Penn & Teller.

I'm looking forward to hearing from Barbara Walters as well.
>> However, she went on to say that if there *is* a 'Will it Float?'
>> tonight, tonight's 'Will it Float?' item will be ... some sort of
>> high-viscosity goo in a plastic container.
>
> Sounds like the stuff we use for greasing slides on a horn (or Wagner
> tuba). Definitely float.

Who gave Donzie Donzarello the night off?

Brady
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Re: Fri. 5/9 'Will it Float?' Sorcery         


Author: Donz5
Date: May 9, 2008 20:41

On May 9, 11:26 pm, Brady earthlink.net> wrote:
> Helen Read wrote:
>> Brady wrote:
>>> Earlier tonight, I used a Parker Brothers Ouija brand talking board to
>>> summon the spirit of Irene Ryan. She told me that there will be no
>>> 'Will it Float?' tonight.
>
>> I just hope that Penn & Teller can save Magicians Week. So far, I have
>> hated each magician more than the last.
>
> I have high hopes for Penn & Teller.
>
> I'm looking forward to hearing from Barbara Walters as well.
>
>>> However, she went on to say that if there *is* a 'Will it Float?'
>>> tonight, tonight's 'Will it Float?' item will be ... some sort of
>>> high-viscosity goo in a plastic container.
>
>> Sounds like the stuff we use for greasing slides on a horn (or Wagner
>> tuba). Definitely float. ...
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Re: Fri. 5/9 'Will it Float?' Sorcery         


Author: Alan Page
Date: May 9, 2008 21:11

"Donz5" wrote...
> He's busy wasting away the night.

This is different from any other night?

--

Alan

www.best-page.us

~WWWWW~
What a Wonderful Web We Weave
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Re: Fri. 5/9 'Will it Float?' Sorcery         


Author: Donz5
Date: May 9, 2008 21:21

On May 10, 12:11 am, "Alan Page" spamsucceed.net> wrote:
> "Donz5" wrote...
>> He's busy wasting away the night.
>
>     This is different from any other night?

Only that it's Friday.
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Re: Fri. 5/9 'Will it Float?' Sorcery         


Author: Brady
Date: May 9, 2008 21:46

Helen Read wrote:
> Brady wrote:
>> Earlier tonight, I used a Parker Brothers Ouija brand talking board to
>> summon the spirit of Irene Ryan. She told me that there will be no
>> 'Will it Float?' tonight.
>
> I just hope that Penn & Teller can save Magicians Week. So far, I have
> hated each magician more than the last.
>
>> However, she went on to say that if there *is* a 'Will it Float?'
>> tonight, tonight's 'Will it Float?' item will be ... some sort of
>> high-viscosity goo in a plastic container.
>
> Sounds like the stuff we use for greasing slides on a horn (or Wagner
> tuba). Definitely float.

Eh, I give tonight's Penn & Teller performance ... 1.5 stovepipe hats
(out of four).

Blah.

Brady
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Re: Fri. 5/9 'Will it Float?' Sorcery         


Author: Traci
Date: May 9, 2008 22:12

Brady says...
> Eh, I give tonight's Penn & Teller performance ... 1.5 stovepipe hats
> (out of four).
>
> Blah.
>
> Brady
>

I'd like to say this...they sucked ass.

What a disappointment. Usually they come up with much better stuff. Was
there some contract obligation that everyone had to be lame this week?

Traci

--
"Not only do I want an *elite* president. I want someone who is
embarrassingly superior to me. Somebody who speaks 16 languages and
sleeps two hours a night hanging upside down in a chamber they
themselves designed."
--Jon Stewart, TDS
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Re: Fri. 5/9 'Will it Float?' Sorcery         


Author: Brady
Date: May 9, 2008 22:24

Traci wrote:
> Brady says...
>
>> Eh, I give tonight's Penn & Teller performance ... 1.5 stovepipe hats
>> (out of four).
>>
>> Blah.
>>
>> Brady
>>
>
> I'd like to say this...they sucked ass.
>
> What a disappointment. Usually they come up with much better stuff. Was
> there some contract obligation that everyone had to be lame this week?

Oh, well.

I enjoyed Barbara Walters.

I think the best part of tonight's show was Dave telling about the time
Oprah saved *his* life.
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Re: Fri. 5/9 'Will it Float?' Sorcery         


Author: Bill Kawalec
Date: May 9, 2008 22:27

"Brady" earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:qKudnfgiHOBfk7jVnZ2dnUVZ_hSdnZ2d@earthlink.com...
> Earlier tonight, I used a Parker Brothers Ouija brand talking board to
> summon the spirit of Irene Ryan. She told me that there will be no 'Will
> it Float?' tonight. However, she went on to say that if there *is* a 'Will
> it Float?' tonight, tonight's 'Will it Float?' item will be ... some sort
> of high-viscosity goo in a plastic container.
>

Wish I had checked in earlier, because I would've guessed right today.
> Brady
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