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  Global Thermonuclear Music (calved from Re: A New Hope)         


Author: The 2-Belo
Date: Jul 2, 2008 19:32

We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal
situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>>>>>>>> [...]
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> "We want you! We want you! We want you as a new re-cruit!"
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ugh. I was really looking forward to never thinking of that song ever again.
>>>>>...
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  Re: A New Hope         


Author: Avoid normal situations.
Date: Jul 2, 2008 14:48

In alt.flame The 2-Belo wrote:
> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal
> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

[..]
>> If you ever get into real movies instead of just this bubblegum shit
> Hey, I saw _The Bridge Over the River Kwai_, too, you know...

You've taken your first steps into a larger world.

--
alt.flame "Back on topic! HA!" Special Forces
"Take him for a ride." -- Hymie Weiss
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  An Intellectual Discussion (Warning - The Following Discourse Contains Some "Big Words")         


Author: kenpisano
Date: Jul 2, 2008 13:37

Far too many people in this country have been grossly misled by
various jinglesteintowersmasherobfuscationistic forces in the main
stream media. This is primarily a result of the
ignoramoboobtoobilliteriticalism which in modern times seems to have
steadily and relentlessly undermined the proper intellecual
functioning of the average American, since the demise of the Fairness
Doctrine, which in times past served as a check upon corporate
controlled television programming.

Lovelutionmediachokeulation is a most recent example of how excessive
deregulation and unchecked corporate monopolization has undermined a
large portion of the general public's ready access to sufficient
information and alternative ideologies, and thereby unfortunately
allowed a small number of special interests to flourish, resulting in
the mass manipulation of the public to the increasing detriment of
American society as a whole.

In this way, Obamanationoidipshiticularasininity seems to have not
only become tolerable, but nearly commonplace in some circles,
especially those in which Ronpaulophobidioticowardice has rendered the...
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  Re: Where do you all post now?         


Author: spooge
Date: Jul 1, 2008 21:34

"Earle Horton" hotmail.com> wrote in
news:e231$48692289$27942@news.teranews.com:
> You take the trouble to deny the obvious truths that appear in your
> record in Google. This indicates to me that you have a (small)
> modicum of shame, enough perhaps that you could be excorcized from the
> Jeep group with a minimum of trouble.
>
> Cheers,
>
> Earle

So Earle, to be excorcized (sic) from a Usenet group, do you use wholey
water, or is there more to it?

I've been on Usenet for 12 or so years, but I'm unfamiliar with the process
you mention, so I'd really appreciate your expert advices in this regard.

Thanks ever so much.

I'll offer this in trade:

Email address munges go after the @ sign, so that the domain doesn't have
to deal with spam sent to the munged address.
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  Re: Message of Authority         


Author: Leeroy Jenkins
Date: Jun 27, 2008 16:40

news wrote:
> Its against the law to claim or to place any person under
> a message of authority except that I can.
>
> This goes for driving restrictions
> health and well being
>
>
> A speeding ticket is against the law,the law will not be enforced
> A road sign may not be placed before a blind couner,
> in a T junction or before a left hand turn
> The order to stop remains above The Crown.
> The placement of a sign is against the law.
> The placement of a sign must represent You.
>
> 700 years- light arangments in built up areas are against the law
> no area where a house remains in parralel to another house,
> The light from an open window,will fall at one fathom from the base
> external
> wall and the variation will be no more than - ...
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  Another LITS O' HATE Re: Bertie's Supporters and Sockpuppets - Vol 2         


Author:
Date: Jun 27, 2008 06:28

In article , Maxwell says...
> Like many people here have said, your are either part of the problem, or
> part of the solution. If you guy insist on entertaining the asshole, he will
> always be around.
>
> A vote for Bertie is a vote for filth, confusion, cross posting, forging,
> lying, etc. Let your conscience be your guide. No matter what he
> occasionally contributes, his overall impact on the news group is simply not
> worth it.
>
> If you must reply, at least add some cross posted groups.

I fixored your poast for ewe
> The REAL Maxwell
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  Several Words You CAN Say on Usenet         


Author: Daedalus
Date: Jun 26, 2008 05:15

1. cornholicious
2.

Jade
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  Re: Obama/Marx and fascist netkkkops         


Author:
Date: Jun 25, 2008 21:57

In article blackhelicopter.databasix.com>, Bertie the
Bunyip says...
> Larry Dighera att.net> wrote in
> news:qc45645caq3dmsi3ltsmva24kpi9p4juih@4ax.com:
>
>> On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:01:40 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip
>> wrote in blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>>
>>>Newsgroups:
>>>rec.aviation.piloting,alt.religion.asatru,alt.ozdebate,alt.usenet.kooks
>
> Flonk added

I'll see your Flonk and raise you a Nose

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
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  Re: Mike Myers utterly UN-funny. Discuss.         


Author: St. Raoul Xemblinosky
Date: Jun 24, 2008 07:18

On Tue, 24 Jun 2008 01:22:50 -0400, Scotius mnsi.net> wrote:
> Saw the first Austin Powers movie, figured "That's about the worst
>I've seen, but that's okay... I understand that people who've been funny
>must occassionally do vanity projects where they act stupid...
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  Re: OT -- George Carlin Dead!         


Author: spooge
Date: Jun 23, 2008 22:19

Sanforized naol.con> wrote in
news:bd224$4860408f$49e5d3f$17487@DIALUPUSA.NET:
> Steve Leyland wrote:
>> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
>> Joeseph P. Blow stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
>> usenet:
>
>> : Alt groups do not have the same guidlines as controlled groups.
>> : That's why it's called alt.
>
>> anarchists, lunatics and terrorists so legend has it...
>
> Nope. It is the garbage collection of newsgroups, simply alt for
> alternative.



Both origins are considered correct actually.

Are you always a shit, or are we getting you on a bad day, Sunshine?
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