> -â–ºWelfare babies, greasy diners and other tidbits
>
> Yes it's Emerson and yes I'm back to express my opinions on several
> hot topics germane to the here and now. First, nigs on welfare.
> Because these women can't seem to understand the concept of using
> birth control and because they appear all to eager to spread their
> legs to any Tom, Dick or Tyrone, our government is left footing the
> bill for the resulting future car thieves. A solution? Cut off all
> benefits after 1 year. Educate the ones who want it so they can find a
> real job and above all, keep up with current affairs in our nation's
> welfare program. There is no shortage of liberal ass polyps in suits
> out there lobbying for even more rights for these lazy sloths.
>
>  Next up, greasy diners. I've eaten at my fair share of them while out
> on the road and for the most part, they offer a pretty good selection
> of Americana food however it was my recent misfortune to run across a
> diner named "Juanito's", a former 1950's shotgun style home converted
> into a Mexican diner. "I'll take the enchilada special" sez I to my
> clearly brain dead waiter. What the heck. I'll try it and see how they
> are. Bad move. Within 30 minutes of ingestion, I found myself cutting
> high- pitched farts with a serious side affect. They were wet ones. I
> was given a most unwelcome squishy reminder of my meal when I rose
> from my booth to pay the little mongrel behind the counter and walk
> out to my car. I nigger rigged a man kotex out of kleenex and pushed
> it between my ass cheeks to sop up the remnants of those brown blasts.
> The moral of the story? Be ready for gastric distress when trying out
> someplace new, especially if the owners don't have a greencard.
>
>  I said it, you read it and I remain....
>
> Emerson Wainwright