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Re: Here come Wally and Mary Ellen         


Author: Dana
Date: May 9, 2008 09:21

On May 9, 10:05 am, Neal Eckhardt penntraffic.nospam.com>
wrote:
> On Thu, 08 May 2008 18:34:58 -0700, Les Albert aol.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>
>>On 9 May 2008 01:20:30 GMT, Dover Beach gmail.com>
>>wrote:
>>>Boron Elgar hotmail.com> wrote in
>>>news:ln7724dsq8maem791djd1lq05skqts8r78@4ax.com:
>>>> On 9 May 2008 00:41:56 GMT, Dover Beach gmail.com>
>>>> wrote:
>
>>>>>My stepson and his girlfriend are coming for a long weekend. Last
>>>>>time they were here my husband woke me up at 2:00 AM to yell at me
>>>>>because I was insufficiently June Cleaver-ish. So I'm all smiles and
>>>>>brownies and simmering rage. Wish me luck!
>
>>>> Um... exactly what were your "duties" supposed to be? ...
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Re: Here come Wally and Mary Ellen         


Author: Glenn Dowdy
Date: May 9, 2008 09:34

"Boron Elgar" hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 09 May 2008 08:47:38 -0700, Bill Turlock <"Bill Turlock
> "@sonnnic.invalid> wrote:
>
>>Boron Elgar wrote:
>>>
>
>>> Boron
>>
>>You're evil. Just evil. I like that.
>
>
> I contemplating body art.
>
You are go, girl.

Glenn D.
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Re: Here come Wally and Mary Ellen         


Author: xhoster
Date: May 9, 2008 09:51

Dover Beach gmail.com> wrote:
> My stepson and his girlfriend are coming for a long weekend. Last time
> they were here my husband woke me up at 2:00 AM to yell at me because I
> was insufficiently June Cleaver-ish.

Patrolling the guest rooms to make sure nothing sinful is happening under
your roof? Or isn't that what June would be doing?
> So I'm all smiles and brownies and
> simmering rage. Wish me luck!

Good luck.

Xho

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Re: Here come Wally and Mary Ellen         


Author: S. Checker
Date: May 9, 2008 09:42

Dover Beach gmail.com> wrote:
> My stepson and his girlfriend are coming for a long weekend. Last time
> they were here my husband woke me up at 2:00 AM to yell at me because I
> was insufficiently June Cleaver-ish. So I'm all smiles and brownies and
> simmering rage. Wish me luck!

Mikko can probably tell you where to get some Miltowns, for the
complete experience.

--
If you go to other people's funerals, they'll come to yours.
-- Nanny Ogg
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Re: Here come Wally and Mary Ellen         


Author: Nick Spalding
Date: May 9, 2008 10:16

Dana wrote, in
<91c0ef9a-e11d-427b-94a2-941786b5b6ac@59g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>
on Fri, 9 May 2008 09:21:54 -0700 (PDT):
> On May 9, 10:05 am, Neal Eckhardt penntraffic.nospam.com>
> wrote:
>>
>> It's the relationships where the people NEVER fight that there are
>> probably issues. Fights are normal.
>>
>>
>
> I take exception. My husband and I have *never* had a fight, in 18
> years. About as far as we've gone is been short with each other, and
> even that happens infrequently. We're just really good at talking
> stuff out peacefully.
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Re: Here come Wally and Mary Ellen         


Date: May 9, 2008 10:47

Nick Spalding (spalding@iol.ie) wrote:
> Dana wrote:
>> On May 9, 10:05 am, Neal Eckhardt wrote:
>>>
>>> It's the relationships where the people NEVER fight that there
>>> are probably issues. Fights are normal.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> I take exception. My husband and I have *never* had a fight, in
>> 18 years. About as far as we've gone is been short with each
>> other, and even that happens infrequently. We're just really
>> good at talking stuff out peacefully.
>
> My wife and I had one blazing row when we had been married about
> that long or maybe a little longer. We never had another in the
> rest of our 34 years together. It was very serious indeed at the
> time but I now haven't the slightest memory of what it was about.
> I have asked my elder daughter and she remembers it happening but
> also not what it was about. ...
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Re: Here come Wally and Mary Ellen         


Author: Jen
Date: May 9, 2008 10:52

Lesmond wrote:
> On 9 May 2008 00:41:56 GMT, Dover Beach wrote:
>
>>
>> My stepson and his girlfriend are coming for a long weekend. Last time
>> they were here my husband woke me up at 2:00 AM to yell at me because I
>> was insufficiently June Cleaver-ish. So I'm all smiles and brownies and
>> simmering rage. Wish me luck!
>
> Don't forget to wear your pearls in the shower.

Pearls don't handle water well. Neither do opals. I'd recommend sticking
to a nice, classical, platinum-and-diamonds theme. Audrey Hepburn should
be acceptable in place of June Cleaver, surely?

--
Jen
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Re: Here come Wally and Mary Ellen         


Author: xhoster
Date: May 9, 2008 11:11

Jen gmail.com> wrote:
> Lesmond wrote:
>> On 9 May 2008 00:41:56 GMT, Dover Beach wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> My stepson and his girlfriend are coming for a long weekend. Last
>>> time they were here my husband woke me up at 2:00 AM to yell at me
>>> because I was insufficiently June Cleaver-ish. So I'm all smiles and
>>> brownies and simmering rage. Wish me luck!
>>
>> Don't forget to wear your pearls in the shower.
>
> Pearls don't handle water well.

Is that ironic?

Xho
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Re: Here come Wally and Mary Ellen         


Author: Peter Ward
Date: May 9, 2008 11:18

On Thu, 08 May 2008 22:32:16 -0700, Charles Bishop wrote:
>In article 130.133.1.4>, Dover Beach
>gmail.com> wrote:
>
>>My stepson and his girlfriend are coming for a long weekend. Last time
>>they were here my husband woke me up at 2:00 AM to yell at me because I
>>was insufficiently June Cleaver-ish. So I'm all smiles and brownies and
>>simmering rage. Wish me luck!
>
>He expects /you/ to be June Cleaver-ish? How well does he know you?

Who's June Cleaver?

--

Peter

I'm an alien
email: groups at asylum dot nildram dot co dot uk
Lions have manes, lionesses use batteries.
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Re: Here come Wally and Mary Ellen         


Author: Lesmond
Date: May 9, 2008 11:36

On 9 May 2008 15:07:01 GMT, Dover Beach wrote:
>
>
>"Lesmond" verizon.net> wrote in
>news:yrfzbaqirevmbaarg.k0lsye1.pminews@130.81.64.196:
>
>> I feel your pain. I don't get it from my husband, who will happily
>> live in filth, but from my MIL. Housekeeping is just not a priority.
>> My home is decent - in fact better than some homes I've been in around
>> here - but I really don't care about the cobwebs. and the cat fur
>> tumbleweeds.
>
>Do you tell her that she doesn't actually have to come over anymore if
>it bothers her?

Oh, yes. She only lives 20 miles away, but she is here only once a year, for
the little one's birthday. I spend an entire week cleaning, even going so
far as the toothbrush on baseboard thing - but the report back is always
"Filthy". Please do not get me started.
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