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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Reports
of another piranha attack in the
Secretary's private indoor swimming
pool at the Smithsonian earlier today
have been dismissed as a prank
call.
Please ignore this Hot Flash.
Continue to have a very happy
Memorial Day weekend and do be
careful of all the drunks on the high-
ways.
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