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Things that I didn't know existed before I discovered AFCA         


Author: Charlie Pearce
Date: Jan 8, 2007 22:59

Velveeta
Crisco
Pat Robertson

The list should be longer, but I can't remember the rest.

Charlie
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Re: Things that I didn't know existed before I discovered AFCA         


Author: Boron Elgar
Date: Jan 8, 2007 23:10

On Mon, 08 Jan 2007 21:59:37 +0000, Charlie Pearce
eidosnet.NO-SPOO-PLEASE.co.uk> wrote:
>Velveeta
>Crisco
>Pat Robertson
>
>The list should be longer, but I can't remember the rest.
>
>Charlie

My list starts with Cecil Adams.

Boron
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Author: Paul Ciszek
Date: Jan 8, 2007 23:14

In article <79f5q25s680b1rjk5v5atj9blm5d64gn3a@4ax.com>,
Charlie Pearce eidosnet.NO-SPOO-PLEASE.co.uk> wrote:
>Velveeta
>Crisco
>Pat Robertson
>
>The list should be longer, but I can't remember the rest.

Velveeta and Pat Robertson I can understand, but surely shortening is
used in the UK? Lots of pies are made over there, and my friends who
actually bake things tell me that while pie crusts can be made with
lard, the invention of shortening was a tremendous improvement in pie
crust technology. In fact, it may be the only application for which
trans-fats ever had anything going for them over the more natural forms
of fat.

BTW, what sort of oil do chippies use in their deep fryers?

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Re: Things that I didn't know existed before I discovered AFCA         


Author: Mitch
Date: Jan 9, 2007 00:34

Paul Ciszek wrote:

> ...my friends who
> actually bake things tell me that while pie crusts can be made with
> lard, the invention of shortening was a tremendous improvement in pie
> crust technology. <...>

I'm sorry to inform you that your friends are actually the spawn of
Satan.

Pie crusts are properly made of lard and butter (savory pies) or pure
butter (sweet pies), used very cold, cut roughly into the flour, a tiny
bit of ice water mixed in and rolled on a stone surface. Crisco makes a
greasy tasting crust but does produce a flakier texture if the material
temperatures are too high.

There ARE some things that one must be dogmatic about. The nature of
God in the universe is nothing compared to pie.

Mitch
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Re: Things that I didn't know existed before I discovered AFCA         


Author: Dana Carpender
Date: Jan 9, 2007 00:43

Paul Ciszek wrote:
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Re: Things that I didn't know existed before I discovered AFCA         


Author: artyw2
Date: Jan 9, 2007 14:33

Charlie Pearce wrote:
> Velveeta
> Crisco
> Pat Robertson

Art Frahm
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Re: Things that I didn't know existed before I discovered AFCA         


Author: Peter Boulding
Date: Jan 9, 2007 19:08

On Tue, 09 Jan 2007 16:21:14 +0000, I wrote in
<7hc7q2t0319reqnfl26gc1dufdbe081q83@4ax.com>:
>Cecil Adams
>The Plane-On-A-Conveyor-Belt Controversy
>Eric Idle's FCC song (<http://www.pythonline.com/plugs/idle/FCCSong.mp3>)
>Velveeta
>Malone
>Steak And A Blowjob Day
>The URL <http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/carrots.asp>
>Ratsah
>The Dremel
>The fact that it was the McCarthyites who replaced "E Pluribus Unum" with
>"In God We Trust"
>Pink Himalayan $whatever Salt
>Deep-fried Twinkies
>Pluralii
>Zucchini (the word, not the vegetable)
>Cilantro (ditto)
>Burma Shave
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Author: Dover Beach
Date: Jan 9, 2007 23:05

Peter Boulding UNSPAMpboulding.co.uk> wrote in
news:02j7q2hnp6cogjj0sdo0h6k33a4l95irrh@4ax.com:
> On 9 Jan 2007 16:54:57 GMT, Opus the Penguin
> gmail.com> wrote in
> 127.0.0.1>:
>
>>> The fact that it was the McCarthyites who replaced "E Pluribus
>>> Unum" with "In God We Trust"
>>
>>I don't know when "In God We Trust" was added, but the coins still say
>>"E Pluribus Unum".
>
> Point taken, but the former replaced the latter as the official US
> national motto.
>

I didn't even know we had a national motto.

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Re: Things that I didn't know existed before I discovered AFCA         


Author: Jerry Bauer
Date: Jan 9, 2007 23:50

On Tue, 9 Jan 2007 14:05:27 -0800, Dover Beach wrote
(in article 130.133.1.4>):
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Author: Boron Elgar
Date: Jan 10, 2007 00:34

On Tue, 09 Jan 2007 22:50:16 GMT, Jerry Bauer bauerstar.com>
wrote:
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