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Old tv show--one episode--

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:04:53 PST

It was 3 guys in their late twenties, home for a reunion. They see some
kids playing basketball.
they recognize one, about 13, who they went to school with. The kid is
still 13. They are nearly 30! it's an amazing black and white tv show
but what is it from?

it's not a Twilight Zone episode.

Can anyone help??

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Drinking varnish in Boulder {Was: Being sick in Boulder}

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 14:30:25 PST

X-No-Archive: YES
mdetail0037@yahoo.com [mdetail0037@yahoo.com] has entered into testimony
1169841231.580641.298830@s48g2000cws.googlegroups.com

> ****SPV......Alison the guy with guilt and envy and shit on his dick
> is saying I melt down and who is he to judge me? Garbage! Consider
> the source.

That is what I do every time I read one of your drunken ramblings,
Varnisher. You live in a dumpster and drink varnish, that alone gives
the rest of the world cause to judge you.

> I get this all the time. I am today just out of the shower, shaved,
> clean

Great, now you're using LSD.

> but sick and I sit down at a bench in Boulder to rest because I
> am sick.

You sit on a park bench because you have no where else to go.

> Two guys come up and start talking about detox and if they should call
> the cops or something because I am asleep.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Thats what happens when you pass out on
varnish in public.

> I say, "You two assholes are just fiflthy with greed, envy,

Who would be envious of a varnish-swilling dumpster-dwelling stink bomb
like you, Varnisher?

> hatred, fear, insecurity, jealousy
> and you want to detox me? You reek of shit on your dick from
> homesexual behavior and you want to fix me?

Since when do varnish-drinking nutbags get to judge homosexuals,
Varnisher?

> Go fuck yourselves again and come back to fix me assholes."

Can't fix whats permanently fucked, Varnisher. Thats why you, by your
own admission, have been drinking for 40 years.

Now get yer stinking arse to a detox!

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COOSN-266-06-70683
Skepticult

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Re: Scientists Predict It's Just A Matter Of Time Before Earth Is Hit Again

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:12:58 PST

In article <602b2$45ba5f64$46e3a60a$21901@COMTECK.COM>,
nightbat home.ffni.com> wrote:

> nightbat
>
> Wait on ducky, for what do you think extraterrestrial advanced
> life landing zone Top Secret Indy Base One is for? And you have to be
> net Sean chosen and worthy to ever get to be in their presence. News
> ducky, you're so not worthy. Now get that coffeeboy red cap uniform on
> and report to Officer HonestJohn for exotic finest Costa Rican coffee
> water boiling training.

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

HJ must be the only person in AA nearly as sad as you! Note Outhouse has run
away...

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Painius admits there is no evidence for flowing space...

"There is every reason to believe that evidence will surface in favor of
the CBB/FS, evidence that will be powerful incentive for science to search
for more evidence, leading to deeper intuitive extrapolations, leading to
searching for more evidence, and so on."

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Re: Scientists Predict It's Just A Matter Of Time Before Earth Is Hit Again

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:06:52 PST

nightbat wrote

Phineas T Puddleduck wrote:

> In article <7be46$45b99200$46e3a650$19345@COMTECK.COM>,
> nightbat home.ffni.com> wrote:
>
>
>>nightbat
>>
>> Oh look, it just took clueless Bart a whole day to figure out the
>>Seans are back, oh mercy! Stay with us head coffeeboy, your trivial
>>mental IQ non stimulated latent junk genes most apparently need energizing.

> Daffy Ducky
>
> The "seans" are a bunch of advanced beings frootloops even more profound then you. If
> they are so great, come and land in my garden. I live in a rural area, they
> could manage it without being seen....
>
> I'm waiting.
>

nightbat

Wait on ducky, for what do you think extraterrestrial advanced
life landing zone Top Secret Indy Base One is for? And you have to be
net Sean chosen and worthy to ever get to be in their presence. News
ducky, you're so not worthy. Now get that coffeeboy red cap uniform on
and report to Officer HonestJohn for exotic finest Costa Rican coffee
water boiling training.

dismissed,
the nightbat

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"Evil Acid Tunnels!!!..."

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:48:49 PST

OK?,
"Before I start,...., I would just like to say (as I'm communicating with
myself), its been a while since I have put on some serious party and I'd
like to express my 'Total Being',...., right now I'm trying to figure out
what to pound out upon my keyboard and it is happening where my vision is
just putting on such a great show,...., earlier yesterday morning before
sunrise (someplace around 5:00am or about 21-hours ago from the time I
started the post), I realize during my flight to BLOCKBUSTER Videos (where I
was heading to return a DVD at their Drop Box), that hey man?!?!?!,
everything is getting fuzzy,...., so here I am driving, and its a total
blurr, and the most interesting thing about that short journey was looking
at the windshield noticing that it really needs to get cleaned and or that,
my mind is so ever expanding,...., I can see everything,...., so before I
adventured my Blockbuster DVD-returnal trip,...., the windshield was covered
with ice, so I let the vehicle warmup and defrost but when I finally got
into traffic?!?!?!,...., the light rays from my rearview mirror and also
from the on-coming traffic was displaying brite illuminations that where
most excillerent (I guess I might have been experiencing a panic attack
doing 35-mph during morning rush hour, or it may have been a petty mal
seizure with my eyelids still open, or even a mild stroke), but whatever it
was at that time?!?!?!,...., I could see the rays hitting me from all
directions, and for the first time really looking into the light while
cruising, I finally came into a perfect frame of knowledge, that if you look
real closely into the source, you can see the 'glow' thats within the light
(as if the vail was gettin real thin), for real,..., yeah, you know the
saying that?!?!?!,...., "when your time here has expired???,...., walk into
the light!!!," but have I got news for you DC brothers and sisters!!!,....,
if you'd just open and look with your very existance and not with just your
mortal self?!?!?!,...., you'd also see the 'Glow within the Light' and
finally reach an conclusion that, "Yes!!!,...., the glow did come before the
light!!!," ...., but that was just the other morning,...., if we
could???,...., lets bring it all up to the present?!?!?!,...., as I pound
before thee and witness my everlasting state,...., I find myself melding out
of a peripheral, where the great vision over matter wants to magnify itself
and proclaim its declaration, when I pound onto this keyboard, each and
every one of my eyes wants to overpower the other, as I let each orbit take
a turn during this poundage, it becomes a private notice to me that each of
my eye's are as individuals working as a team, so I let them compete with
each other to see which of the two (not counting the third), is the more
superior orbit,...., and as I sit back to judge this occurence, the
peripherals are coming in from all sides as the wall behind this flat panel
is trying to come before the monitor, but seeing who the greater orbit is,
is like seeing the perspective from each orbits viewpoint, or in
otherwords?!?!?!,...., I am judging this experience cross eyed determining
which orbit is more dominant over the other,...., and during this time its
becoming sunrise and as I explore this competition, I notice the flys are
coming by the billions and I discover that it is my left-orbit that has been
presenting this visual display for all of these years while the right-orbit
displays the shaved ice effect at which time when viewing through these
orbits in a sychronis fashion, I finally realize that when I start to
vaporize or when the moisture is proceeding fourth from my very
fabric?!?!?!,...., its just a visual side-effect of my orbits labor!!!,....,
and now as I'm pounding these findings?!?!?!,...., I have 2-flashlites
mounted upon each eye socket (do not try this at home), illuminating
directly into each orbits pupils where it is has become very clear that this
light that my orbits see is not actually light at all, but instead (as
mention previously), its the glow within the light that becomes most
evident,...., as I glaze into this glowing matter, I remove the source from
each orbits socket (after five minutes of non-blinking viewage), but the
glow within the light remains as if tho I have been staring into the flash
of an arc welder using an tungsten welding rod, where this glow within the
light is above any or all other brightnesses that I have ever seen,...., it
is now approximately five minutes after this flashlite experience where now
I can begin to control which orbit I choose to view from at which time I can
look into my mind and see the visual images of my desire reflecting from off
the glow that is within the light (a virtual monitor),...., as I approach
the 7th minute of my eyes neutralizing away from the source, each eye has a
unique visual pattern of dark spots (as a fingerprint), where my thought
processes are actually creating the data to fill in the darkness, or should
I say in a more lamans term, my thought processes are working as a parity
with each orbit, filling in the lost data from each of all of the blind
fragments of my vision!!!,...., which explains alot about how my eyes
actually work and or work with each other,...., and now it has me
won(wan)dering about the things I see when the peak has been going for days
after days (four to be exact), that the colours and patterns are only the
refractions reflecting from off the glow within any light source, and if I
became totally blind at this very moment?!?!?!,...., I would find it a great
comfort to have seen the things I have, because I have come to know now and
experienced what it is to have seen, with both of my very own eyes,...., and
there isnt anything that could ever take that away,...., it is now the tenth
minute and both of my orbits have fully recovered, but as I sit back and
ponder all that has happened during this 4-days of sleepless partying
entertainment (which is still happening (should I go for 5-days or should I
break my record and shoot for 7-days (while supplies still last))), I find
it most entertaining during times such at this, is when I dont blink,....,
if only you can see what I have seen???,...., through my very own
eyes?!?!?!,...., you wouldnt want to ever, blink again!!!..."

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What Is The Purpose Of A Christ On Earth?

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:10:04 PST

What Is The Purpose Of A Christ On Earth?

By Raymond Ronald Karczewski

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Re: Scientists Predict It's Just A Matter Of Time Before Earth Is Hit Again

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:01:17 PST

In article <250120072213168186%%erfc-1024@usa.net>,
Art Deco usa.net> wrote:

>
> With the reappearance of the object of their worship, all the
> saucerheads have a group kookgasm.

Yet both Bill and Painius claim they don't follow the group insanity.... we'll
see. AA is too gormless to know any better.

--
Painius admits there is no evidence for flowing space...

"There is every reason to believe that evidence will surface in favor of
the CBB/FS, evidence that will be powerful incentive for science to search
for more evidence, leading to deeper intuitive extrapolations, leading to
searching for more evidence, and so on."

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Re: Scientists Predict It's Just A Matter Of Time Before Earth Is Hit Again

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:00:35 PST

In article <250120072211503004%%erfc-1024@usa.net>,
Art Deco usa.net> wrote:

> >Hey nightbat!
> >How the heck are you!
> >Me, I'm fine.
> >
> >The seans left me "in charge" while they're off saving the galaxy
> >cluster or something.
> >Hardly ever see them anymore since they went extragalactic, you know.
> >But they do have some really neat toys!
> >
> >I expect some of them back any time now, so you'll probably be hearing
> >from Darla pretty soon.
> >
> >Hey, all you other guys.
> >How you doing, eh?
> >Remember me?
> >
> > Ollie
>
> Oh look, the Darla socks are back. He/she/it/they must feel sorry for
> the poor saucerheads.

These super powerful aliens who communicate only by USENET....

--
Painius admits there is no evidence for flowing space...

"There is every reason to believe that evidence will surface in favor of
the CBB/FS, evidence that will be powerful incentive for science to search
for more evidence, leading to deeper intuitive extrapolations, leading to
searching for more evidence, and so on."

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Re: * Who Is The Harlot/Babylon? *

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:58:26 PST

In article <250120072203101789%%erfc-1024@usa.net>,
Art Deco usa.net> wrote:

> Phineas T Puddleduck googlemail.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <1169782003.155744.304980@q2g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> > "Warhol" hotmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >>
> >> On Jan 26, 4:09 am, Phineas T Puddleduck
> >> googlemail.com> wrote:
> >> > In article <1169780808.720389.78...@l53g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
> >> >
> >> > "Warhol" Hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> > > The Baby lion of Judah Voice Roaring from the wilderness... Ye prepare
> >> > > the Path for your Lord... AARRrrrWWWWaaaaaRRrrrrraaarr...... WWWwwaww
> >> > > ... WAAAwwaaa.>
> >> > --
> >> > Whats that - the sound of your mind unravelling?
> >>
> >> The Roaring of the baby Lion praying for help from the Heavens.
> >
> >We'll see tomorrow wont we.
>
> The backpedal will be amusing.

I guess the river in Egypt will be uncovered...

--
Painius admits there is no evidence for flowing space...

"There is every reason to believe that evidence will surface in favor of
the CBB/FS, evidence that will be powerful incentive for science to search
for more evidence, leading to deeper intuitive extrapolations, leading to
searching for more evidence, and so on."

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Re: Age of Universe Edges Closer to Officer ...

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:56:14 PST

In article <250120072155163388%%erfc-1024@usa.net>,
Art Deco usa.net> wrote:

> >None existing to my knowledge. Wolter was not a
> >scientist. But then, scientists do not enjoy a total
> >monopoly on creative thinking, do they...
>
> So you finally admit the mythical "Wolter" is just a pseudoscientist
> and a saucerhead. No wonder your admiration knows no bounds.

I still reckon its Bills transvestite alter-ego.

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Painius admits there is no evidence for flowing space...

"There is every reason to believe that evidence will surface in favor of
the CBB/FS, evidence that will be powerful incentive for science to search
for more evidence, leading to deeper intuitive extrapolations, leading to
searching for more evidence, and so on."

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