Author: HagarHagar Date: Aug 28, 2008 09:27
> Editorial comment:
>
> Actually, blame global warming on physics. Earth's loss of rotation and
> orbit is not a natural event, but caused by several things human beings
> have
> done.
The answer is really simple, AssLexa:
On one side of the Earth, there are the Himalayas ....
on the other side, there is you, with your huge, fat ass ....
this causes the Earth to be confused and it starts to wobble ....
The Himalayas are steady, but your huge ass oscillates like a bowl of
Jell-O.
Hope that 'splains it.
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