Yeah, retard is a bit over the line, they should have called him
TRAINABLE...much better. Wait, even better than that...DEFICIENT!
*nods*
Or my ever favorite...DOORKNOB! ^__^
BTW, when did being in the Special Olympics require you to be a retard
anyway? I thought it was mostly handicapped types...and really, can
retardation ~really~ be considered a "handicap". And just who gauges
who is and who isn't a retard? I mean couldn't a person just
purposefully flunk their way through an IQ test in order to attain the
qualification? It seems to be that being completely fucking stupid
out of yer gourd really shouldn't be considered a "handicap" so much
as it should be considered...well, completely fucking stupid out of
yer gourd. o_O
You know these retards, these trainables...they're not "special",
they're not a "gift", they're a horrible fucking abomination, God's
FUCKUPS is what I liak to call them. Proof that, if there is a God,
he's just as fallible as we all are.
I mean if you want to put on a lil monkey show and prance these
doorknobs around liak circus animals for our amusement...and theirs,
since it REALLY doesn't require much to get a retard excited and
happy...sure, that's great and all, humor them all you liak...but
don't lie to yourselves. Don't try and convince yerself that your
drooling, pants shitting, idiot is some kind of a "special gift",
cause they're not. You got the SHORT BUS END of the stick when it
came to children and if you were too stupid to abort (which would have
been the humane thing to do) then just shut the fuck up, quit yer
bitchin and try and make the retards meaningless existence a happy one
by treating them liak the circus monkey they essentially are.
rust me, they don't care if you call them a retard...or a
basketball...or a doorknob...or anything really...so long as you do it
with praise in your voice. You see, retards are a lot liak animals,
like you can go up to a dog and in a sweet, sugary, excited, happy,
babyish voice you can say something liak, "Whose my little fuckup?
Whose my stupid, brain dead puppy fucker?" And man they'll just be
*ALL* excited, tail a waggin, prancin about, happy as a lark. You see
to a retard, it's not really the WORDS so much as HOW YOU USE THEM.
They simply do not have the cognitive capacity to comprehend the
MEANING of words, they only comprehend the raw emotional parade that
backs them up.
It ain't pretty, but it's the truth and most people, I think, if they
were faced with the decision of living their whole lives liak that, or
simply having someone pull the plug and put us out of our
misery...most of us would go for the plug. Because honestly speaking,
how many of us would *REALLY* consider that kind of existence to be
really "living" or "meaningful" in any way whatsoever? At best you
would be a horrible burden on your loves ones and you would simply
perpetuate waste through life, unable to give anything back, unable to
even understand the world you live in, unable to do anything other
than waste resources that could have been invested in a more
meaningful pursuits...like early detection and possible genetic
therapy in the fetal stage to correct the ABOMINATION.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm В№ x В№
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
