Read this only if your bored. It's long, and the best is yet to come.
I'll post the rest tomorrow if anytone wants to take a peek. Maybe
I'll even post the picture of the bill that came from God.

God gives you ample amount of time to decide whether he exists. I have
prayed, and prayed, and prayed in my earlier years only to be met with
absolutely no identifiable results. Those days have long passed and I
stand before you to tell you this: God does indeed exist. I know that
in a world this fucked up it is hard to see the light. In America
everything is all cherries when the rest of the world gets the pits.
Even the homeless have it made. It’s easy to find food, easy to find
good cigarette butts, and hell, even in California good trim is thrown
out the window, left on the highways for any homeless pothead to find.

Toilet material?

Oops, I flushed it...