Marijuana and Penny-Ante Transportation Strategies

A Thinkpiece by The Last of the Duke Street Kings

January 22, 2007

I know there's a lot here, but that's because this is supposed
to be a single distillation of everything I've learned or
observed in nearly a decade and a half of being an unrepentant
fan of cannabis. Most of these things I've internalized
as habits, and it's entirely possible that there are other
strategies in addition to, or in direct contradiction of,
what I suggest below. I can only say that these things have
worked for me; they have kept me out of any kind of legal
trouble now for about 15 years, and it seems appropriate that
I ought to pass some of these suggestions on to others.

So much of what you read about drugs or hear from other heads
is utter bullshit. We know the types:

(1) The guy who roots for marijuana like a sports team.
He wears pot leaves on his clothing, puts legalization bumper
stickers on his car, and tends to always be late, forgets
appointments, and often has...