Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Sharon B
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 19:26:15 GMT, "BuZZard" buzzardnest.com>
: wrote in :
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: :
: : "dave hillstrom" MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
: : news:puano315rh55mt2kk2fm1k9ksjjmg3u69e@4ax.com...
: : : On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:19:04 -0500, Wavy G
: : : gmail.com> wrote:
: : :
: : : : Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:
: : : :
: : : : : On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 22:02:58 GMT, "BuZZard"
: : : : : buzzardnest.com> wrote:
: : : : :
: : : : : : Since friday at three oclock... I have not had any food..
: : : : : : or caffeen of any kind.. i ate a sub just before i posted
: : : : : : about the sit in...
: : : : : : I am protesting all sorts of things... sitting here naked
: : : : : : on my bed.. with the door locked..
: : : : : : the tv is suppose to be off.. but.. it is the playoffs.
: : : : : : GO GIANTS
: : : : : : *sighs*.
: : : : : : anywho.. on day three.. with no caffeen.. i am about to
: : : : : : turn to the liquor cabinet.. i got some jack daniels...
: : : : : : absolute.. i got some captain morgan.. a bottle of crown
: : : : : : royal.. a bottle of
: : : : : : jagermiester, two bottles of wine.. three bottles of
: : : : : : southern comfort(three
: : : : : : small pocket size).
: : : : : : There are two cigars.. one match..
: : : : : : lots of clean glasses to drink from.. but damn... i am
: : : : : : outta ice. I got 6
: : : : : : roaches left.. milking them...
: : : : : : I heard her mumble something about dinner... and she left..
: : : : : : not sure if that
: : : : : : means i have to eat... or if I just dont eat again .. My
: : : : : : lips are chapped
: : : : : : from no fluids...
: : : : : : I was just checked on at 4 pm.. a pure 20 hour stretch of
: : : : : : 'we dont give a shit' in my face.
: : : : : : Gas prices are killing me.. and i refuse to pay for gas.
: : : : : : absolutly not. I am seriously thinking on having all the
: : : : : : cars towed to the dump.. its worse than taking care of
: : : : : : a swimming pool... fuck that bullshit..
: : : : : : */me pulls oil IV from my arm*
: : : : : :
: : : : : : I am hanging in #bUZzard
: : : : : : irc.exilenet.org
: : : : : : Where no racist or pedo can belong. LOL
: : : : :
: : : : : in other news: i just got DSL and Dish Network to replace my
: : : : : cable company completely, as im sick of their downtime.
: : : : :
: : : : :
: : : :
: : : : Congrats, Hillstrom: now instead of fuzzy reception and long
: : : : periods of downtime, you get periodic large, pixelly blocks and
: : : : long periods of downtime. Welcome to the "new world" or crappy
: : : : TV.
: : : :
: : : : PS: you *DID* get the (*wink* *wink*) "special package," didn't
: : : : you? You know, the won with the "extra special channels"? Hmm?
: : : : (HMM??? *WHACK* *WHACK* *SPURT* *SPURT*??? HMMM??????)
: : :
: : : i can always upgrade if i find i cant live without them. they
: : : seem to make it very easy to upgrade.
: : :
: : : also, so as to keep the snow and rain offa the dish parts, my
: : : installer told me to spray everything down with PAM cooking spray
: : : once a week. heh.
: : :
: : : --
: : : dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
: : :
: : :
: :
: : I know ya dont live too awful far from me... and when
: : the storms roll in.. teh dish will go out... PAM or no pam...lol
: :
: : but its temperary.
: : imagine a world.. no cable tv bill... auto update..
: : all the ppv's you can push down your throat..
: : imagine all the porn.. about 15 channels... hard core
: : shizit.. all day... all night... spice3 channel.. jenna...
: : teez.. just to name a few.
: : just imagine that.. for free... after the 250 ... and never a charge
: : again... imagine.. john lennon and joko said it best.
: :
:
: (((BuZZard!!!!)))
:
: I am so sorry to hear of your current abysmal state: confined nekkid
: in your bed with loads of booze and hard-core pr0n pounding your head
: 24/7. What's a poor bald birdie to do? I just can't imagine.

hmmmm, bed, booze and pr0n?
sounds like a perfect day to me.


:
: I hope your situation changes for the better very soon.
:
: And please give my regards to Mrs.BuZZard.

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and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then
moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,
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And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

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